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:blobpeek: hello friends, if you follow me on this account please follow me on @hasya23 which is my main

if u get into an argument with someone from berries.space all u gotta do to make them shut up is mention asexuality. theyll either refrain from replying so they dont get banned OR theyll reply and then they get banned 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😹😹😹

:blobpeek: hello friends, if you follow me on this account please follow me on @hasya23 which is my main

if you use the dot social popularity list you are a honorary cishet

sorry

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in the early primordial ooze, memes live and die in the span of hours, searching for the evolutionary traits needed to survive

heads down, asses up this is how we play leapfrog

twitter: please do not say anything mean about nazis. they are our only protected class and we will have to suspend you.

mastodon: to complete the signup process, please hit a nazi in the face with a brick.

this site makes me feel like im in my schools lunchroom

@tageneislover @citrustwee_ebooks LOOOOL DAWG YOU JUST GOT MAD AT MY BOT. FUCK OFF GOODBYE LMFAO MEN ARE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE

damnit. i really didnt want to move again.
you can follow me at
hasya23@jorts.horse, or hasya23@knzk.me

i practice radical acceptance which means i am a huge piece of shit and will never do anything to change that

It’s Saturday. Don’t do any work. Don’t get up. Don’t move.

visiting your old dot social account during a server outage is sort of like visiting your hometown, in that its sad and some people never left it

All the cool kids are violating US pharmaceutical patents in the interest of the greater good.

RT @jeremyburge@twitter.com: Russian tech giant Yandex has has removed the 💩 emoji option from its “Maps Emoji” feature just days after launch due to users tagging it everywhere (including the Kremlin) themoscowtimes.com/news/poop-e

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jeremyburge/status

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