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Y'all are smart but just in case:

Kiwi is a very cute birb, yes! But she is not a tamed animal! She is a wild bastard bird and she was tamed, not domesticated! big differenc!! She will chew on everything you love and she bites A LOT, even if she likes you. The bigger the birb, the more time u need to spend w/ them. Even tho Kiwi is very cute, do not get birb if ur not ready for lots of poop, biting, and screams!! ty have a nice day

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I think imma bounce from mastodon actually. sorry guys, i had fun!

"we don't want to prevent you from comfortably existing in public because you're *trans*! we just want to prevent you from comfortably existing in public because you're poor! we're very woke"

sorry if i don't post on here very often im actually kinda bored of this site tbh?

i can crush a watermelon between my thighs
therefor you should fear me

2018: "you should move to a different mastodon instance"
2019: "you should move to a different federating software"

Men: so what if i wear the same shirt a few weeks in a row lol
Also men: ew that girl isn't completely hairless thats disgusting

remember that episode of SpongeBob where he thinks all his friends hate him

yea

if ur gonna make fun of someone's appearence make sure u arent ugly first

wake up in the morning
pee pee diddy
glasses... door..
suck my tiddy

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