alejandro @armsdealing@mastodon.social

follow me at @armsdealing@jorts.horse friends and enemies, i've committed mastodon treason and switched instances. i'll post there from now on

Everyone please state your age in ur profiles I don't want to accidentally follow a Kid

follow me at @armsdealing@jorts.horse friends and enemies, i've committed mastodon treason and switched instances. i'll post there from now on

trying to find good instances more like i do not know code/programming/french and i need one on my level of stupidity (i'm quite stupid)

just suddenly hit with the memory of when i was 7yo and got an inflatable pool in my backyard all to myself as well as crackers with ham&cheese served on a floating tray (read: just a tray on a floating board) and personally, i don't think i can get any more instagram bougie than that

call out toot: @luscifers asked me to show him my tooties JUST like that. how dare he?

that being said, Follow him bc i love him

just because you could do anything you wanted on tumblr doesn't mean you can replicate those same behaviors in this site. respect the rules. respect the old users and their complaints. not everything is a funny shit post. let's try to learn to get along because this site existed well before any of us signed up

[artistic drama film voiceover] day 2 of life under the popular list's looming presence. everyone has lost their one braincell. i predict a coup in the near future. many fatalities

can u switch instances without making a whole new account. send toot

why are tech companies obsessed with making phones thinner and thinner. no apple i DON'T want a light breeze to bend my goddamn phone; thick and sturdy is where it's at