Mastadon is too slow to be useful. At least twitter gave us the fail whale
We were both young when I first saw you
So, for all of you trying to desperately understand what the french expression "Pouet" stands for, it's basically the rough translation for "Toot."
It's also the punchline of a joke where the joke teller is supposed to pinch your nipples.
You flew me to places I'd never been. But now I'm lying on the cold hard ground.
I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me.
I guess you didn't care, and I guess I liked that. But when I fell hard you took a step back, without me.
Once upon a time a few mistakes ago, I was in your sights, you got me alone, you found me.
Doesn't take too long to have your account verified. I am the REAL gerard!
When the levee breaks, it's time to abandon ship. Until then, stick to Twitter