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just fell over in the toilet, this is the fifth time I have had to call emergency services. that’s right ladies and gentlemen...

it’s ambo no.5

Gotta be honest, while things are definitely a more positive vibe here, I’m not digging the vague sense of prevention/smugness i.e, ‘we’re so much better than the other place’. Doesn’t compel me to stick around.

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Me: *buttering toast* “See? I did that really quick!”

Official from Guinness Book I’ve manacled to the wall: “That is also something that someone else did way quicker. Please let me go.”

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