RT @oopsallorcery@twitter.com

@MrMichaelSpicer@twitter.com @DebbieBMoon@twitter.com 🎵When will you learn you've got to

🎶Staaaaaaaaaay in your lane!🎶
🎵 It's really better if you
🎶Staaaaaaaaaay in your lane!🎶

🎵You wanna @ me online
🎵You wanna shout yourself hoarse
🎵But you're not a
part of
🎶This dis-cooooooourse!

RT @MrMichaelSpicer@twitter.com

[to the tune of ymca]

white man
there’s no need to wade in
I said white man
just don’t even begin
I said white man
this is a talk about race
it just
does
not
app
ly
to
you

RT @jeremylevick@twitter.com

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

RT @marcusjdl@twitter.com

This screenshot of the audience after Laurence Fox says racism that isn’t overt is fine on the BBC sums up being a person of colour in the UK 🙅🏽‍♂️

Fan wikis are easy to mock, but, when they're up-to-date are a strong resource - and it's a way many people engage with material.

The voice that wikis are written in, can be confusing though, if written from an in-universe perspective.

This, however, is just bad. Awful. No thx.

Remember when there was a Spielberg directed, Peter Jackson produced, mo-capped Tintin film with a script by Steven Moffat, Edgar Wright and Joe Cornish?

RT @ConalPierse@twitter.com

You arrive at a gate with two guards.
Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue.
Guard 2: ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ
G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES.
G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.

My colleague at work as a teenage son (I think he's 14/15). Last week he left school when he had a free period (which, apparently isn't allowed), and had a talking to from his teacher.

Can't believe that photo of Beyonce holding a martini would straight up lie to my face.

I am maybe 10 episodes into Gundam Seed Destiny and am finding it SO much more interesting and enjoyable than Seed.

I think that's mostly because there's less (so far) of Lacus and Kira, who I found very annoying in the first series

Also, they have the worst fucking dress sense

RT @notn1co@twitter.com

The Academy voters to J Lo, Awkwafina, Lupita, Lulu, Greta, and the cast of Parasite

RT @needsmorealeph@twitter.com

A cult horror film set in Las Vegas during a blackout occuring during a creepily-long eclipse:

Casino Evil

Emergency deliveries of salad, carrot and capsicum to Australian Subways.

RT @Matt_KeanMP@twitter.com

Operation Rock Wallaby 🦘- staff today dropped thousands of kgs of food (Mostly sweet potato and carrots) for our Brush-tailed Rock-wallaby colonies across NSW 🥕🥕

Someone on the other side of the room: "Actually..."

Me: "Yep, you called?"

RT @MarcusCVance@twitter.com

What's the biggest problem you have with your name?

My biggest problem?

Me: "Hi, I'm Marcus. Nice to meet you."

Business people: "Hi, Marcus. Do you go by Mark?"

Me: "No. If I did then don't you think I'd introduce myself as that?"

No complaints here

RT @ZaGorudan@twitter.com

Finding your Birthday Ultra Kaiju.
1. Go to Ultra Wiki
2. Type in your month and birth day (they seem to categorize each date as 00/00)
3. The kaiju in the episode you get is your Birthday Kaiju

Mine is Satan Mois from Leo, who coincidentally happens to be one of my favorites

"Alison Moyet, of the band Yazoo/Yaz, apparently you recently got a Netflix account."
"Yes, I signed up to watch just one show."
"Oh?"
"The Witcher"

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