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RT @gawanmac@twitter.com: This is a thread about what my friend found in her attic.

RT @robotfur@twitter.com: so I found a door in a tree trunk and it was full of a pile of money and a single frog

The entirety of the 'Bakuhou! THE Friday' episode profiling GoGoV's Kenji Shibata is on YouTube.

It's a genuinely affecting story. Although primarily told in this episode through INCREDIBLY MELODRAMATIC (and a tad exploitative) reconstructions.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y49y1XptFO

RT @radiatoryang@twitter.com: holy shit I just realized the 90s NBA On NBC theme music is basically just Final Fantasy battle music youtube.com/watch?v=0Pnl1ulaG5

I bought a tango from a video game and it’s hot. Like, not even warm, like if it was a cup of tea, this would still be in drinkable range.

I really want a cup of tea, so was imagining an app where you could get a drone to bring you a cup wherever you are.

However, flying cups of boiling water is probably a recipe for disaster.

There’s a parallel universe where Monique Heart got through to the Drag Race finale, and in the final lip sync whipped off a conspicuously large wig to reveal a brown cow on her head.

🐄 stunning

Hey, so like, in space onboard/adjacent to the ISS at the moment are:

a floating robot with AI, named Cimon

AND RemoveDEBRIS, a satellite with a HARPOON and a NET.

You don’t have to be a scientist (WHICH I AM NOT) to see where this is going.

RT @Cavalorn@twitter.com: Hey guys we've unearthed an ancient ritual site that nobody knew about this is very wholesome and good and nothing untoward will come of it

I always feel a tad guilty when it’s super sunny and all I want to do is stay indoors, read and play games.

This guilt is lessened, however, when I read the news and it’s all: ‘THERE’S A HEATWAVE DON’T GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT WEARING A SHED OR YOU WILL DIE EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE FISH’

RT @Channel4@twitter.com: BIG NEWS:
We're dropping all 6 series of ground-breaking comedy on All 4 this July. (And yes, that includes season 4)

With @DonaldGloverrr@twitter.com @alisonbrie@twitter.com @joelmchale@twitter.com @dannypudi@twitter.com @ChevyChaseToGo@twitter.com
@kenjeong@twitter.com @iamjohnoliver@twitter.com @YNB@twitter.com @danharmon@twitter.com

Cool cool cool.

RT @djsantero@twitter.com: I love the internet - someone on Reddit took my pic and added the tube lines to it 👍

...and that was the day... The day the lentils hatched

Renaissance Fairs: do they exist because Americans don’t just have 300+ year old buildings everywhere?

RT @CharlotteOfOz@twitter.com: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Watch this video of a duck drinking a milkshake. Everyone on the Internet loves it."

Man bursts into tears. "Doctor, I regret to inform you that

I have, like, a Ska version of Auld Lang Syne going round my head.

I don’t think it’s a real song, I think two wires just got crossed.

Whatever it is, I’d like it to stop please.

RT @ellardent@twitter.com: The endless failure of people to understand this Shakira lyric irritates me. It feels like it comes from a place of “Ha, that foreign lady, what can she mean in her strange broken female English?”

It’s blatantly A NICELY BUILT JOKE.

Y'know, I don't think I've ever had Battenberg

Segun Akinola has been announced as the new composer for Doctor Who, replacing Murray Gold.

You can hear a snippet of the 13th Doctors new title theme here:

youtube.com/watch?v=r1NhzlLlTL

RT @RobThez@twitter.com: "Everyone knows Kojima genius. Therefore, the game is brilliant." is honestly what I expect half the Death Stranding reviews to read like twitter.com/NeruNox/status/101