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leave at least 20% gratuity or be crushed by a giant succulent

this is ridiculous but *also* something I’d be very interested in

If you love bite-sized pixel toots but loathe reliable frequency or subject matter, have I got a deal for you ✨ @pixelope


The hottest summer I ever spent was a winter in a fitting room

over here searching for “arch ruins” and “crumbled arch” for a v dumb gag but it *turns out* arches don’t quit! or if they do they refuse to be photographed about it.

shout out to arches, the real heroes

[studies masonry intensely for three years] [apprentices under master bricklayer for seven more] [learns everything there is to know] [starts modest career crafting mortar-bound towers of art] [watches sadly as already-infrequent inquiries dry up] [weathers decades-long downturn] [perks up as clouds begin to part and commissions pour in like never before]

[runs into old friend] ashur, how is the chimney business?
[chokes back tears after waiting ages for this exact moment] thr— through the roof

Electrifying performance of a classic — Saint-Saëns’s Bacchanale — by the Berlin Philharmonic

Somehow I made it this far without ever reading comics, but I dig the style and overall gist of Wizard Beach

who called them Frosted Alpha-Bits instead of unsavory characters

DR HANNIBAL LECTER: [tilts his head minutely, eyes darting at nothing in the middle distance as he concentrates on the brisk, not-quite-self-assured clicking of heels emerging in steady crescendo from their surrounding echo down the concrete hallway toward his clear-walled cell]

HANNIBAL: Woop! Woop! It's the sound of da Clarice!

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