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Found a cd full of old IMs from when I was... much younger than today. An actual thing I said over IM to my ex-girlfriend:

> it's just running two copies of one application into memory
> Winblows doesn't allow you to do that

I actually said Winblows

*criiiiinnnnnngeeee*