Leah Neukirchen @aza_leah@mastodon.social
Just another random shark-hugging girl. · she/her or they · sie
Joined Jan 2017
It never was that easy to get a CCC ticket! https://tickets.events.ccc.de/RC3/
YubiKey 5c gibts gerade im Angebot zu 40€: https://www.berrybase.de/computer/ordnung-sicherheit/yubico-yubikey-5c
I want to see an "Unorthodox" remake from the PoV of the mom.
On this #TransDayOfRemembrance, I especially think of
🕯 Amelia Elizabeth Perry
🕯 Mia Sophie Möller
🕯 VictoriaB
Never forgotten!
Broke: Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail.
Woke: Every program expands until it contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of Instagram.
Font Awesome is the Wilhelm scream of the web, isn't it.
Added OpenBSD to criticial home network infrastructure. ✔
Leah Neukirchen
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You’ve heard of serverless cloud architecture 
Now, get ready for… 🥁🥁🥁
Cloudless server architecture 
We’re offering features you thought you could only dream of:
Hardened database security: Databases don’t have to be exposed to the network thanks to the wonders of On-System Databases™ and Unix Sockets™, hardening security tenfold!
Latency-free database connections: As if that wasn’t good enough, On-System Databases™ allow you to dramatically reduce latency by bypassing the need for pesky network connections!
On-Demand Web Worker Process Spawning™ using the Common Gateway Interface™
Bare-Metal Access™ to On-Server Storage™ for unparalleled Read™ and Write™ speeds
Predictable costs: No more surprise bills. Pay only for what you specify! Our patent-pending Hardware Limitations™ automatically throttles your cloudless server if you reach capacity
Documentation: tired of trying to navigate through the jungle of outdated and incorrect Azure or AWS documentation? Don’t fret! Operating systems are documented by the most dedicated gangs of nerds you can find on freenode!
Seit 14:42 geht der Anschluss plötzlich, und das obwohl der Telekom-Techniker "Noch 2 Kunden vor Ihnen" ist. 🪄
Good job, auf einen Hauptverteiler schalten der an dem Tag kaputt ist.
Laut 1&1 kann es bei der DSL-Schaltung (hier ADSL->VDSL) bis zu 1h Störung geben... hier ist jetzt schon knapp 2h die Leitung tot. 🤔
If you want to make a topologist cry, show them https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/jiaqsu/oc_i_asked_16k_people_how_many_holes_certain/
Leah Neukirchen
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Haidy is learning to play Chess, but she thinks there should be two Sharks on each side that move and hit sRvK (Betza notation for any amount sideways or 1 field forward or backward). #hailife
The @internetarchive is running a 2-to-1 Matching Gift Campaign currently, so I put in my yearly donation already! Help if you can.
The most annoying thing about The Queen's Gambit is that it (correctly for the setting) does not use algebraic notation.
TFW your presidency ends in front of a shitty garage door.
Just another random shark-hugging girl. · she/her or they · sie
Joined Jan 2017
Server run by the main developers of the project 
It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!