YubiKey 5c gibts gerade im Angebot zu 40€: https://www.berrybase.de/computer/ordnung-sicherheit/yubico-yubikey-5c
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You’ve heard of serverless cloud architecture
Now, get ready for… 🥁🥁🥁
Cloudless server architecture
We’re offering features you thought you could only dream of:
Hardened database security: Databases don’t have to be exposed to the network thanks to the wonders of On-System Databases™ and Unix Sockets™, hardening security tenfold!
Latency-free database connections: As if that wasn’t good enough, On-System Databases™ allow you to dramatically reduce latency by bypassing the need for pesky network connections!
On-Demand Web Worker Process Spawning™ using the Common Gateway Interface™
Bare-Metal Access™ to On-Server Storage™ for unparalleled Read™ and Write™ speeds
Predictable costs: No more surprise bills. Pay only for what you specify! Our patent-pending Hardware Limitations™ automatically throttles your cloudless server if you reach capacity
Documentation: tired of trying to navigate through the jungle of outdated and incorrect Azure or AWS documentation? Don’t fret! Operating systems are documented by the most dedicated gangs of nerds you can find on freenode!
Seit 14:42 geht der Anschluss plötzlich, und das obwohl der Telekom-Techniker "Noch 2 Kunden vor Ihnen" ist. 🪄
Good job, auf einen Hauptverteiler schalten der an dem Tag kaputt ist.
If you want to make a topologist cry, show them https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/jiaqsu/oc_i_asked_16k_people_how_many_holes_certain/
Haidy is learning to play Chess, but she thinks there should be two Sharks on each side that move and hit sRvK (Betza notation for any amount sideways or 1 field forward or backward). #hailife
Tja, eins zufällig gefunden.
Just another random shark-hugging girl. · she/her or they · sie
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