mom: hey son I joined this new Mastodon thing
me: oh shit mom, I coulda helped you find a server, which one did you choose?
mom: well I liked the privacy policy on satanic.bikerladi.es but then communist.blaze.party had the shortest ping latency so
@nolan Thank you! Moms are not archetypes for untechnical folks. Sheesh! ๐ค
@b_cavello @nolan now I feel guilty about my glib response. I should have known better, your mom sounds cool.