Best fucking cat in the world.
Sucks that I'm not on a subway.
"John Romero's gonna make you his bitch."
Misheard lyric: "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-C"
Free band name: Pro-perty Damage.
Bionic Commando is a fucking masterpiece.
The results are in.Going to the store is fucking stupid.
I'm not just on a mission,I'm on A-Mission.
I've had the theme from Bionic Commando stuck in my head for a couple hours.
I travel through space and time,farting.
I was born in a whale.
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