"John Romero's gonna make you his bitch."

Misheard lyric: "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-C"

One of the first things I thought about today was Jud Jud.I'll probably get hit by a car later.

Bionic Commando is a fucking masterpiece.

The results are in.Going to the store is fucking stupid.

I'm not just on a mission,I'm on A-Mission.

I've had the theme from Bionic Commando stuck in my head for a couple hours.

First day with my new buddy.You'll prolly be seeing a lot of him today.


I travel through space and time,farting.

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