barkeff @barkeff@mastodon.social

Chocula heart,and you're too late,honey,you give love to Batman.

Fuck sports.

Im sjssjsdjdjfj*

I put the sw im sword.

I put the ead in dead.

You down with OCP?

Throw another shrimp at Barbie

Don't fart on the wizard.

Blap on blap,the Milvet Velley,Wilbet Bulgalby's dead.

Jumping the shark rules.

"Here in the bed lie some pieces of bread.Sausage,tequila........WHOA!" - Glenn Danzig #earthadfood

@softmetals
Totally joking myself.

"A.D,A.D,Living hell in Taco Bell.A.D.,A.D,Pizza Hut and Taco Bell." - Glenn Danzig

The final frontier.

@softmetals
Sorry if I'm a normie or whatever haha.

"We will toot the bloody anchor!"

I'm awake and bored as fuck.

@softmetals
You can do all kinds of shit when Ke$ha exists.

No matter what, you'll always say "what". Even if you say that,you'll still be saying "what".

Music for idiots by idiots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGwivyqHyHo