thinking about getting suspended from this stupid site and just hitting for the cycle

sorry I jacked off into your wife’s snow boot, but in my defense I’m a fuckin’ deranged mutt of a human being

drew some sexy nipples on my cat and they won’t come off

it’s remarkable that we have so many wonderful sites to post on. i was just over on free ones jacking off and typing in the chat, which is a form of posting


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