Batterpunts @batterpunts@mastodon.social

when some texans steal from a dairy farmer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yehawmilk_Stele

Just calculated that I weigh as much as 2.7 liters of solid osmium.

Apparently I have a Viper MKIII in storage 10 jumps away but when I resumed my save after these years I was in the starter vessel, like I woke up from amnesia in deep space and am now piecing together a history

like why is my second ship in storage far away when it's better in almost every respect, even after I installed improvements on the sidewinder

it's a mystery

oh jesus this line gave me such a hearty laugh when it popped on my screen

its about dancing

it took me several more years *after* knowing the lyrics to Bring Me Your Cup to realize what the song was about

yes, let's the!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO_3Qgib6RQ

Invincible looks good and the art and dialog are good but it's animated like the william shatner joke from Family Guy. Everyone moves like robot arms in a car factory.

even the menu sounds are an experience

the sound designers of Elite Dangerous are wildly competent know exactly what they're doing

(well, no, I've obviously kicked up so much dust it's probably an explosive fire hazard)

ok done

pfffff

gotta lie down

...

ON MY NEW BED, THAT IS

flip my mattress and put down the new one

halfway through

pfffffffff gotta sit down for an hour and reflect on the world

"how do you do things while depressed?"

i do them depressedly

unlimited potential

old man fondly regards cloud

*adjusts the onion on my belt, which was the style at the time*

"lol wats icq?"
back in the day it was like whatsapp but for olds

remember your ICQ number?

yeah i bet you do

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in a few word mood today, apparently