Duckminster Featherene 🦆 @batterpunts@mastodon.social

Just calculated that I weigh as much as 2.7 liters of solid osmium.

@starwall good point

I am so organized, I have a pics/meme/ folder from which I can quickly retrieve an appropriate response

the rain is wafting diagonally as if someone's faking it on a movie set

i recently learned that we created pidgeons, like we created bananas and broccoli

what the fuck is 5/8

intentionally unbalanced dice are an underrepresented tool

cutting off a cube's opposite corners gives you the d8 from hell

what are yall talking about

post about your plants or something

put a d4 on top of a d6

a little house

my todo list currently has an item that says "play drongs and anal fills"

I guess at least *I* know what it means

My body has been extended with a high-tech artificial component that is detachable at-will

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hey programmers, how do you comment your code? use this accurate poll that contains no strong opinions

I've never heard of "Chapo" so it can't be very important

a placeable "dragon bash" bad dragon dildo, that is affected by bobblehead

come play guild wars 2, a grand fantasy adventure game where you can-- euh...

it's pretty warm

cool dutch word

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