What The 🦆 @batterpunts@mastodon.social

Just calculated that I weigh as much as 2.7 liters of solid osmium.

pt 2 warning: comic is extremely sexy

results of last week's training program
second one has a bite out because something else was there and I am bad at planning

cold dinner can scarcely be called food

outdoor garden-like projects should probably not be started in october, right before the world's deathlike slumber

~ thyat hash dwained my wife so wow ~
~ cwoze youw eyesh an shee te shkiesh awe fawwin ~

- qweensh of te shtone awge

If it ain't broken,
don't step on it
- Alf

hey furries check this out
https://www.artstation.com/ilsegort

~ the arm bone's connected to the
L bone

Lbo

when you say "orders of magnitude" i feel you should specify in which base

because 2 orders in binary is like just 4 times

what is bois

ok this is what I was actually going for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIAfiVGluk

RUN AWAY
AND HIDE
FROM EVERY ONE

album finished and accidentally transitioning into this and now I must feel my guilty pleasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLvFbBR4XOg

ok im not saying youtube is wrong per se with the first result (it's right) but it could be a little less eager

i watched the black mirror ep where the PM has to fuck a pig and its a big special forces & cyber hunt and I'm like, surely there is more to the show than this lowkey police stuff?

and i would give
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL THIS
and
heaven

*beatboxes unnecessarily*