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Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Joined Nov 2016
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Just calculated that I weigh as much as 2.7 liters of solid osmium.
what a great time for this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-NW1RwPY8
is "The man with the hammer" an international cycling/sports term?
extremely tired
oops i accidentally biked 50 kilometer in one go 🚲 💦 💦
twf you have to pee and also sneeze and it makes your pelvic floor muscle cramp the fuck up hhhhhh
*eats a comfort banana*
>:|
IT TASTES RATHER GOOD.
>:|
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
irrationally upset about being prevented from bicycle trips because of ABSOLUTE SHITE weather
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camera angle makes it look as if soldiers and rugby players are jerking off. Show more
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BBC headline: "Three uncapped hookers and centre dean in Scotland squad"
this is why anything about cricket needs to be marked as such
when i shave i'm on a timer because the battery of my thingy isn't super good anymore
the thing I got stuck on in Naissancee and completed just now happened to be the last thing in the game and I'm upset
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There's still time to #saveyourinternet https://saveyourinternet.eu but we have to be quick. Article 13 is almost finished. https://juliareda.eu/2019/01/article-13-almost-finished
funny thing about Jeff Goldblum's name is you can swap the initials and the pronunciation stays the same 🤔
it is no coincidence that "fanart" an anagram of "an fart"
who called it a language instead of a mouth mood
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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
brain:
TROUT
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
SALMON
I’M TALKING TO YOU
SALMON
me: cool never mind
pf
bonding with people
terrible
who thought of this?
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Joined Nov 2016
