What The 🦆 @batterpunts@mastodon.social

Just calculated that I weigh as much as 2.7 liters of solid osmium.

i am going to dump this joke in map chat next time and see if gw2 players have a sense of humor

who called it beetle mount instead of ball bearer

So one customer was updating their content in the CMS, and then called us, saying "Euh, my D is gone?"
"What? Impossible. Must have been a typo."

Next thing ofc you start looking form html format problems, and then on to more exotic things like invisible utf-8 chars that get copypasted from Word or something.

Finall I made a tiny html file with nothing in it but pathological text, that could trigger the bug at will.

The partner responded by being vague and playing dumb. It was never fixed.

Our company had this tech partner who offered a html processor which had the most peculiar bug in one extremely specific input case:
- an opening html tag, like <p>
- then an occurrence of the string "ring" somewhere up until the next closing tag.
- this would trigger a bug which would strip all word-starting d's from sentences in the text content, unless the D was followed by a number.

Probably a hard-to-see regex typo in their code, but we'll never know.

recycling fee?

more like

pay to bin

it's a balmy 25+ celcius out here in the ol low lands.

loathesome toot

vulture (vore culture)

helped a dear friend move today and I move a ton of boxes and I am tired now

already am, but thanks for trying

chosa deez nuts

fionaapplefastasyoucan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbxqtbqyoRk

groubed

In every game, Ezio wears the clothes of three people at once and I love that.

Gamedev tip: implement mirrors in 3D graphics by replicating the entire room in reverse and putting a hole where the mirror should be

webs shop

Aphantasia can be seen a blessing if someone posts a cursed image and you can just close it and don't recall it.

where do you live?

oh about upside

in the nmoo?

yah, p good there

psh, they let people just put any old shit on a tarot card, don't they