Batterpunts 🖋 @batterpunts@mastodon.social

Hey, I'm available for illustration work! Single characters,
text illustrations, short strips, in a variety of methods.
See my kofi page for more details: https://ko-fi.com/batterpunts

when some texans steal from a dairy farmer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yehawmilk_Stele

Just calculated that I weigh as much as 2.7 liters of solid osmium.

lemme tell you, it's way better than hearing voices in their emails

hearing emails in their voice

what's a battlepass

is it just minor dlc? is it just a patch? like, what the fuck is a battlepass

x: bottom surgery
-> willy whacker

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radar map of a large surface of rain encroaching on the netherlands from the south and west / reminiscent of the famous japanese illustration of the wave or tsunami

square penix

that's it

that's the joke

goodnight

the uptime guarantee of a human being is at best 60% and that's nothing but a theoretical upper bound

here, have something from a phenomenal artist
https://twitter.com/mlarty_art/status/1515067395987185675

now playing in full HD in my mind:
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - The Terrors

why are my plants so weird

~ no, i don't want no scrub
a scrub is a scrub that can't scrub no scrub from me
scrubbing in the passenger's scrub of his scrubst friend's scrub
trying to scrubba at me

oh shit they updated Tempo Shift with a different algorithm and it seems perfect now?
https://www.foobar2000.org/components/view/foo_dsp_effect

banana sales are up