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Just calculated that I weigh as much as 2.7 liters of solid osmium.

is "The man with the hammer" an international cycling/sports term?

oops i accidentally biked 50 kilometer in one go 🚲 πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦

twf you have to pee and also sneeze and it makes your pelvic floor muscle cramp the fuck up hhhhhh

*eats a comfort banana*

>:|
IT TASTES RATHER GOOD.
>:|

irrationally upset about being prevented from bicycle trips because of ABSOLUTE SHITE weather

camera angle makes it look as if soldiers and rugby players are jerking off. Show more

BBC headline: "Three uncapped hookers and centre dean in Scotland squad"

this is why anything about cricket needs to be marked as such

when i shave i'm on a timer because the battery of my thingy isn't super good anymore

the thing I got stuck on in Naissancee and completed just now happened to be the last thing in the game and I'm upset

funny thing about Jeff Goldblum's name is you can swap the initials and the pronunciation stays the same πŸ€”

it is no coincidence that "fanart" an anagram of "an fart"

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

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