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Hey, I'm available for illustration work! Single characters,
text illustrations, short strips, in a variety of methods.
See my kofi page for more details: ko-fi.com/batterpunts

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Just calculated that I weigh as much as 2.7 liters of solid osmium.

lemme tell you, it's way better than hearing voices in their emails

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what's a battlepass

is it just minor dlc? is it just a patch? like, what the fuck is a battlepass

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radar map of a large surface of rain encroaching on the netherlands from the south and west / reminiscent of the famous japanese illustration of the wave or tsunami

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the uptime guarantee of a human being is at best 60% and that's nothing but a theoretical upper bound

now playing in full HD in my mind:
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - The Terrors

~ no, i don't want no scrub
a scrub is a scrub that can't scrub no scrub from me
scrubbing in the passenger's scrub of his scrubst friend's scrub
trying to scrubba at me

Country toad
Take me home
To your place
In a pond
Wet and boggy
Warm and foggy
Take me home
Swamp biome

i read a thing recently that blew my mind a little.
went something like:

people can imagine time travel to the past and one little act making massive differences in the timeline

but in their present they think even the greatest effort they can put in will not make any difference to the future

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