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Just calculated that I weigh as much as 2.7 liters of solid osmium.

"I need a change of mentality; I'm just going to slap some crappy lines on paper and crash some ink on top of that without thinking too much about correctness"

*fucks up some line art*

"oh, it actually looks good."

[menacing look]

I guess I'm going to have to set an example.

*pulls out a giant knife with a nice cartoony SCHWINGG*

*cuts up some oranges for juice*

*drinks the juice*

Kimbra + Tv On The Radio collab

*absent-mindedly mumbling*
~ gonna take alooot
to take me awayyy
from youuu

i think the aclohol poisoning is about to kick in

I forget to mention that some of my friends were around so I had Ambient Emotional Support

dancing to shitty music when drunk is good