Alex Beefgnaw 🍖 @beefgnawpolis@mastodon.social
He/him. Currently Kermitflailing my way through making my first video game. https://beefgnawpolis.itch.io/hunter-holystone-ghost-in-the-matinee
Joined Aug 2018
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Hey! Do you like JRPGs? Story-rich supernatural ones in a modernish Earthish setting with a heaping helping of comedy? Then you might like my game! There's a demo now!
https://beefgnawpolis.itch.io/hunter-holystone-ghost-in-the-matinee
knzk machine broke :(
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New fundraiser, new URL, new blog, and new livestreams are coming up.
I'm going to save this house you guys, if you'll help me do it.
I will not let Wells Fargo take this house.
https://www.plumfund.com/financial-hardship/the-last-chance-for-our-home
It's an aggressive goal. It's a ridiculous goal.
It's what it's going to take, though.
This isn't just for me, and it's not just for my wife and my girls, either. There's a whole colony of cats here that my family has taken care of since the late 70s.
Wells Fargo CAN'T have this.
Hey! Do you like JRPGs? Story-rich supernatural ones in a modernish Earthish setting with a heaping helping of comedy? Then you might like my game! There's a demo now!
https://beefgnawpolis.itch.io/hunter-holystone-ghost-in-the-matinee
knzk machine broke :(
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live footage of knzk admins reviving the server
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I can't wait to just turn off my work laptop and pretend I don't have a job for three days
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Here's a short story about two of my favorite characters from the Hunter Holystone universe: Meet the Fmitths. #writing
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Re: dietpepsi
is this a good time to bring back "now he dead from Coke" or nah
I just tore my entire work area apart looking for the missing baggie of nibs. They're still MIA. Clippy puller thingy is still chilling in the small tool basket. Fuck it, ordering a pack of nibs.
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You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to boost your toots?
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Also I'm seeing "screencap dunk" culture coming over already and seriously can we not
Customer orders a sign reading thus:
Welcome!
WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN?
...turns out it's for a thing at a wildlife preserve, encouraging visitors to share their critter sightings but boy that was some Lynchian bullshit for a second there
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I can't believe guns are legal in California but nunchucks aren't. something like 4 Americans a year get shot by their *dog*. I have yet to hear of a dog nunchucking a guy to death. that would have to be one badass dog
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hey guys! this is an awesome org I work with that's sending ppl to Texas to do direct action vs the child concentration camps. if you can spare anything please donate! https://www.gofundme.com/stopchilddetention?pc=&rcid=r01-153550964984-363b1865c10847a9
Update on the mystery of the missing Bamboo nibs: I found the puller thingy, outside of its baggie. The baggie of nibs is still MIA.
This is bullshit.
"Oh hey I have my MobileStudio Pro with me today and there are nibs in the pen holder, I'll just borrow a--" NOPE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NIB
I had a little baggie with like three nibs and the puller thingy in it attached to the side of this filing cabinet with a strong magnet and now I need a new nib and they're just ...gone.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NIBS
And I know perfectly well if I break down and order a pack of them, five minutes before they come in I WILL FIND THE NIB BAG
Plato: what is a man? a featherless biped
Diogenes: #BeholdAMan 😂 😂 😂
He/him. Currently Kermitflailing my way through making my first video game. https://beefgnawpolis.itch.io/hunter-holystone-ghost-in-the-matinee
Joined Aug 2018
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