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hey folks. it's been a while. here is a blog about a thing what launched today that I helped make. enjoy!
Fuck the US Empire US POL
"My heart goes out to these police officers putting their lives on the line."
You mean these police officers having a beer with their cousins and taking selfies with the white supremacist coup doers?
Fuck the US Empire US POL
American: "Move to the US where we're dying by the 350,000 for pharma billionaires, hundred million food insecure, healthcareless, working 60+ hours to be homeless or stuffed into collapsing buildings drinking frackwater, full to the brim of white nationalist antimaskers who've taken the capital, and routinely mass-imprison or shoot innocent people of your skin color!"
Me: "No, to busy decolonizing Hawaii from your empire. Support the indigenous whose land you're on."
@bendingoutward Ricky's now an old man, works at the five and dime. he did the crime and then he did the ti-i-ime.
Apropos of nothing,I often poke fun at Metallica for making a sequel to one of their hit songs, unforgiven ii, but I forget that there are honestly very good sequel songs out there. Particularly, chubby checker's Twist Again and blood for blood's Ain't Like You (Wasted Youth II).
What's more, I always wanted skid row to make a follow up to eighteen and life about Ricky's life after he makes parole.
I don't answer strange numbers unless they're from a very local npanxx. Today, I missed a call from a land line on the other side of the state. in trying to figure out who called me; didn't leave a message, I ended up at the website if a company with which I have no ties, and their LE certs expired Sunday.
So I enacted my devious plan: I called the number back, listened to the business greeting, and left a message with the simplest instructions I could think of to renew it.
So, I've been tasked with adding a feature to a project that started off via cargo culting a decade ago with little regard for comprehension.
I've totally isolated my code from the rest so as to avoid paying off the technical debt that I didn't directly incur, but every time that I think I'm done, a new bill collector comes around the corner to have a chat.
For those interested, I ended up using `spawn` to execute this bash script at the beginning of every request that I wanted to act like a monster: https://gist.github.com/ess/64c0294a03ef474f21bcb569119b316a
/^I am an? (angry engineer|software developer|vocalist|rubyist|basher|cook|classic car guy|example of social awkwardness|sporadic mountebank|rambler)+\.$/