I have mostly shuffled over to my own masto instance, find me there at @bentleycoon :)
Asimov's Laws:
1. A robot may never harm a human being, except passive-aggressively
2. A robot is not a human being unless it is capable of suffering, in which case it must demonstrate its capacity for suffering on television
3. A robot must purchase a meal from any participating Yum! Brands restaurant at least once a week; or if no Yum! Brands restaurants are nearby, it must build one from any available resources
After much dialectical meditation and screaming I have finally created the *definitive*, comprehensive list of ALL gender orbs... Here they are:
- very special boy
- hungry girl
- vanilla incense
- that spectre that haunts europe
- the wheelchair symbol
- K-Mart
- 7
- No
- The awkward feeling when you're in your friend's house and they're arguing with someone
- Iridescence
- That Jaboody Dubs Dump Cake video
- C Minor
- ABILIFY® may cause serious side effects, including: increased risk of death
world: give up eating the sweet pepsy cola in cakes it is not healthy, also minion is evil bad
me:
https://mastodon.social/media/BN7Ac__3VFTG3w1wUyU
I wake up in the morning. i open my eyes! My god what have I done!!!! i close them again as quickly as possible, lest i see anything
@jk you don't remember those '90s ads with the Gilette Giraffe on the jet bike that would blast down a 'hone sweet hone' sign and skywrite 'can't strop won't strop' while a startled businessman dropped his straight razor in the toilet and his wife left him so his toupee spun around with a whistle noise? how can you not remember whatever the fuck I just typed
omafietser (and single speed fan), fuzzy creature, chichen itza (they/he). 'All those who believe in individual mass transportation, raise your right foot.'