I have mostly shuffled over to my own masto instance, find me there at @bentleycoon :)

the best 80s middle 8 sounds like a fighting game Select Character Screen. for instance Invisible Touch, or Nevermore by sophie & peter johnston

today Theresa May visited the site of the high-rise fire in London but, faced with the prospect of communicating with actual humans, left shortly after

no word on whether she maintained human form or reverted to her natural gaseous state

Logging into Windows
Gonna update a lot of patches
Logging into Windows
Gonna update a lot of patches

Millions of patches
Patches for free
Millions of patches
Patches for me

Asimov's Laws:
1. A robot may never harm a human being, except passive-aggressively
2. A robot is not a human being unless it is capable of suffering, in which case it must demonstrate its capacity for suffering on television
3. A robot must purchase a meal from any participating Yum! Brands restaurant at least once a week; or if no Yum! Brands restaurants are nearby, it must build one from any available resources

@htw the legacy of targeted advertising will be how amusingly wrong it is

After much dialectical meditation and screaming I have finally created the *definitive*, comprehensive list of ALL gender orbs... Here they are:

- very special boy
- hungry girl
- vanilla incense
- that spectre that haunts europe
- the wheelchair symbol
- K-Mart
- 7
- No
- The awkward feeling when you're in your friend's house and they're arguing with someone
- Iridescence
- That Jaboody Dubs Dump Cake video
- C Minor
- ABILIFY® may cause serious side effects, including: increased risk of death


@colon_three the tuition fee grant has been an utter disaster for well off tory fucks whose kids now have to share universities with ~normal people~


glaswegian tory councillor there claiming that free tuition fees "have been an utter disaster for working class kids in scotland, don't believe the SNP"

get fucked, my parents would've never been able to afford sending three of their youngest onto further education

I wake up in the morning. i open my eyes! My god what have I done!!!! i close them again as quickly as possible, lest i see anything

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going for to see the raccoon film this weekend with fuzzies, is it good aye?

intense amazon locker disappointment as delivery arrived at 18:30 yesterday, defeating purpose of locker as post-work parcel collection service 🚮

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