guys I really hate snow
WHY AM I SUCH A MESS OF COMPLEXES! don't answer that; I know the reason.
tfw you want chocolate so you get some that was still left from christmas, but there's glitter on it and now there's glitter on you and UNCLEEEEEEEEEAN!
"The city of Melbourne assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees." https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/07/when-you-give-a-tree-an-email-address/398210/
about 4 days ago i had this incredibly stupid musical idea and it keep hearing it in my head. it won't go away
so i've had to actually create it
i present to you: the
ELEANOR RIGBY BATTLE THEME
we confused Sunny by putting mashed banana in her kong instead of marmite XD
dog yes banana! 🐶 🍌 👍
I did say my brain is going to a weird place o_o
I'm your dad who still listens to blur 'cos apparently it's the 90s or something.
gdi all the music I listen to is at least 10 years old. I am too lazy to use the internet to find new music again. fuck.
someone please stop me from searching birbsite for bad disability takes. O_O
(ok my toots have been kinda dark today, considering I should be making cute animals. let's go do some crochet then! no more trolling the royal family.)
(OH GOD I HATE THAT THEY GAVE THEM CAMBRIDGE! fuck off wills and kate!)
ok I'm done now.
I still regret not putting up a ton of pictures/decorations with freddy mercury on them way back when it was the jubilee. (because queen, get it?) esp as where we lived then had become middle class over the past 30 years! and it would have been the perfect troll.
now I have to hope that the goddamn queen lives forever if I wanna make that joke.
(p sure twitter would ban me for that if I posted that last toot there hahaha)
lb: let's all tread on prince charles' toes!
🎶 charles windsor, who's at the door,
at such an hour, who's at the door,
in the back of an old green cortina,
you're on the way to the guillotine~!🎶