I know most people already know (hewwo) but I mostly post over at @bentosmile@slime.global now. Hoorah! Apologies to anyone who has tried to follow me here. Go try follow me there! I'll probably okay you if you're a human being.
I'm still keeping this account tho. It's miiiiiineeee.
Gonna make a quick post to say heya to all the new-new people, and old-new people XD and point to my active(ish) account: @bentosmile@slime.global
I'm not really on this one, unless someone DMs me XD
(I bet Grimes regrets telling Elon about 420. Coward couldn't even offer 69 a share smdh.)
I know most people already know (hewwo) but I mostly post over at @bentosmile@slime.global now. Hoorah! Apologies to anyone who has tried to follow me here. Go try follow me there! I'll probably okay you if you're a human being.
I'm still keeping this account tho. It's miiiiiineeee.
There is a tiny hedgehog in our garden XD so cute! Must be one of this year's babbies. I put a few of the dog's treats out for it to munch on, but it ran away...
Then it came back to chomp away XD such a cute little thing. chomp chomp chomp.
I think it's small enough to get out of the garden, but it reminds me that I would like to put a hedgehog tunnel under the fence. Just need a bit of wide pipe or something... 'cos the fat hedgies always get stuck. o_o
Oh god I keep meaning to take a photo of my old fat pikachu toy for masto. I'm sorry I'm letting you all down! If you touch his feet he says "pikachu", but really quiet 'cos it's from the 90s and/or I need to change his batteries.
I wish I had more of my old pokemon, but it's just him and my little eevee.
We are watching OG batman
Batman always has a foundation to rehabilitate any women involved in crime.
This has the opposite effect than intended and makes me want to punch him in the dick.
We are watching OG batman
Batman uses the phrase "hoisted by their own petard" way more often than would ever be required for tv. I am dying!
Now the joker has stolen all the milk from the vending machine in school to turn kids into criminals, oh god whyyyy
How I met your mother, drugs, alcohol, bad scottish bands
Things which himym thinks are bad to say to your teenage children: that you smoked pot in college, that you smoked pot after college, the word "shit".
Things which himym thinks are fine to say to your teenage children: details of every sexual conquest you had before their mum, including ones you had in college, drinking drinking drinking, that horrible proclaimers song.
(kinda wish I had bought more of these so that I could give them to my friends and be like join meeeeeeee.... heheh. I do know at least one person who likes making bracelets tho so it's not as mock sinister as I'm being)
Oh, it comes with some beads too. The thread is standard embroidery thread, which is not the best for kumihimo... But if you're new to it then it'll do. If you already do it then you already have better thread! (here is where I don't know whether to mention my favourite seller for kumihimo thread because gdi it's miiiine! ok I'll tell if asked)
Also the instructions are terrible. Look it up online instead.
Randomly, crafting people over here... atm flying tiger are selling sets of 2 kumihimo discs + some thread for £4. It's branded as a "DIY friendship bracelet" kit though, so don't ask for kumihimo if you can't find it: it'll just confuse the staff probably XD
(I got one 'cos the small foam discs wear out after a while, so what the hell, might as well)
They have a lot of japan-esque stuff in rn for fellow weebs who are like me and like that shit.
Skyrim, lewd, gross?
Still watching @theoutrider play skyrim...
"I know they had to give the days fantasy names, but did they have to change 'thursday' to 'turd ass'?"
Skyrim, lewd
I am watching @theoutrider play skyrim, and I'm like, "I bet someone has done a best value to weight analysis, and the best item is either something really boring like a ring, or something really weird like a... skeleton penis"
artist/gamedev on hiatus. nb but it's complicated. posts veer between stupid stuff and serious. general cws: mh, su, sh, sa. I have a fluffy dog.