bentosmile 🍱 @bentosmile@mastodon.social

Who called it 'Cadence of Hyrule' and not 'The Legend of Zeldancer'?

Oh god I keep meaning to take a photo of my old fat pikachu toy for masto. I'm sorry I'm letting you all down! If you touch his feet he says "pikachu", but really quiet 'cos it's from the 90s and/or I need to change his batteries.

I wish I had more of my old pokemon, but it's just him and my little eevee.

If you call your mobile game "balls control" just... No. Can't have it on my phone. Not gonna happen. Nope. No. Tooooooo much

Batman always has a foundation to rehabilitate any women involved in crime.

This has the opposite effect than intended and makes me want to punch him in the dick.

Batman uses the phrase "hoisted by their own petard" way more often than would ever be required for tv. I am dying!

Now the joker has stolen all the milk from the vending machine in school to turn kids into criminals, oh god whyyyy

IT'S THE SIXTIES AND SOMEONE IS STEALING HATS, and some old lady blames it on COMMUNISTS I can't even

omfg the rilakkuma show on netflix is so cute!

Follow me for hot takes on tv shows that ended ages ago and no one cares about anymore. Give me ten years and I'll get around to big bang theory

Things which himym thinks are bad to say to your teenage children: that you smoked pot in college, that you smoked pot after college, the word "shit".

Things which himym thinks are fine to say to your teenage children: details of every sexual conquest you had before their mum, including ones you had in college, drinking drinking drinking, that horrible proclaimers song.

(kinda wish I had bought more of these so that I could give them to my friends and be like join meeeeeeee.... heheh. I do know at least one person who likes making bracelets tho so it's not as mock sinister as I'm being)

Oh, it comes with some beads too. The thread is standard embroidery thread, which is not the best for kumihimo... But if you're new to it then it'll do. If you already do it then you already have better thread! (here is where I don't know whether to mention my favourite seller for kumihimo thread because gdi it's miiiine! ok I'll tell if asked)

Also the instructions are terrible. Look it up online instead.

Randomly, crafting people over here... atm flying tiger are selling sets of 2 kumihimo discs + some thread for £4. It's branded as a "DIY friendship bracelet" kit though, so don't ask for kumihimo if you can't find it: it'll just confuse the staff probably XD

(I got one 'cos the small foam discs wear out after a while, so what the hell, might as well)

They have a lot of japan-esque stuff in rn for fellow weebs who are like me and like that shit.

Still watching @theoutrider play skyrim...

"I know they had to give the days fantasy names, but did they have to change 'thursday' to 'turd ass'?"

I am watching @theoutrider play skyrim, and I'm like, "I bet someone has done a best value to weight analysis, and the best item is either something really boring like a ring, or something really weird like a... skeleton penis"

What the hell, this is the biggest blueberry I have ever seen! Like all the other blueberries on this tart must be intimidated XD

I was talking to @theoutrider about how the show introduces or just slips stuff by, and then brings it back around. Like the first thing bojack says to herb is "get cancer jerkwad", and it's shown before the audience knows he has cancer. Then there's the whole 'bojack kills' bit, and of course the last drug they do before sarah lynn dies is the bojack branded heroin she just happens to find.

I have watched bojack horseman so many times, and I only just realised that in season 1, the scene where bojack's mother tells young him to do the lollipop dance for her friends to earn love mirrors the earlier scene where bojack tells young sarah lynn that she has to keep acting because the audience are the only people who will love her. Like both kids are hiding under a table and both parent figures raise the table cloth in the same way.

How did I not get this before!?

I wish I knew how to record* shit 'cos you should hear me butcher some songs with a kazoo XD

*and upload it and all the other bollocks which is too much faff for a joke.

Chalk it up as a future reward for people on patreon when I do that, which will probably be never but lol srsly hold me to this

Me: horlicks is too much of a trashy bitch to go in a small mug*

(*I only use them for expensive hot chocolate, and espresso)