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🎶Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
The story of how I met your mother🎶

🎶I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "it's gruesome
That someone so handsome doesn't know the story of how I met your mother" 🎶

idek why or where this joke is going. I hate how I met your mother. What sensible adult tells his children about every single sexual conquest? Dude, honour the unspoken covenant of not talking about exes unless it comes up/is properly necessary. tmi.

@bentosmile hey kids lemme tell you about my sleazy pick up artist friend from when i was in my 20s and 30s and presumably didnt know better

@densetsunogomez I have so much to say about the dehumanisation of women on that show, it would fill an essay! (or at least be as long as one of my rants about Ross from Friends lol. Whichever is shorter)

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