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@lastfuture i tie my mixtape to a tree to deflect any heat-seeking threats

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If you put a waterfall in ur game and there's no secret cavern behind it then ur not a good person and we can't be friends.

"Patterns are a demonstration of weakness in a language" - Peter Norvig

Wenn meine GTX 1080 und meine 8 CPU Kerne um die Wette rendern, meine CPU so:

Anscheinend hacken gerade viele Leute auf Gargron rum. Kann mir jemand erklären, warum? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Do you use tail -f ?
Love those annoying "are you watching" messages on Netflix?
Ever thought.. gee I wish I could combine both these things?

You wish has come true with tailflix!

github.com/walaura/tailflix

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New hire, fresh out of school: "So why do we have the CI keep testing things that were fine yesterday if we haven't touched that part of the code since then?"

Me: "Ooooh boy do I have stories to share with you. Let me grab a glass of whiskey..."

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@lastfuture Tröööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööt!!!1! Happy Birthday! \o/

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Glad to see Apple stepping up on that: "Facebook has been using their [Enterprise Developer] membership to distribute a data-collecting app to consumers, which is a clear breach of their agreement with Apple" theverge.com/2019/1/30/1820355

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