binchicken @binchicken@mastodon.social

@binchicken I'm so glad I'm not stopping now

I could walk into anywhere with a longbow, anywhere at all, and nobody would tell me I can't

who would fucking stop me if I had a longbow and quiver, walking around anywhere. who. who could dare

@starwall the motherfucker with an even bigger longbow

i've just heard about "hot girl summer" and i've decided i am responsible for that. that was because of my posts. you're welcome

I dunno, I've heard the bears of North America are scared of redheads because we're not native to the continent, I could pet a bear I bet

For decades fans have debated the differences between Green Shaggy and Red Shaggy and in the 2008 OVA "Green vs. Red" the fan theory was confirmed that these are two different characters!

Ok google, define asshat

hot girl summer
homestar runner

father i cannot click the book

calling myself some cool like a "chronic underachiever" to distract people from the fact that i am simply a dumbass

live mástodev

getting a tattoo that says "live másto"

gonna work on getting "may his passing cleanse the world" into my regular lexicon

peak trans is traveling to a quiet pacific northwest town to investigate the murder of the homecoming queen on behalf of the FBI

my brain: again, what is with all the Dune-posting. you've never read it any you only like the movie because it's david lynch

me: I'm not arguing about this with you anymore

@kt oh shit oh fuck

ami face reveal:

folks, i have the Guinness World Record Book people on the phone!

apparently, if we all make it for ONE more day without turning into a circular firing squad, descending into madness, and eating each other, this will officially set the world record for the most peaceful group of non-bickering leftists in all of recorded history!

@binchicken

thank you, you're bits that were transmitted to my screen made this all worth it