binchicken @binchicken@mastodon.social

my pants were coded by bethesda cause my pussy keep clipping through the crotch

i regret to inform you all that the trendy astronaut game is good

getting pounded down by todd howard and he keeps telling me his dick clipping through my pussy and out my ass is "intended behaviour"

femboy mafia

maybe i should play "among us" with "friends"

Direly warning cis men to take anti-androgens, because testosterone has many dangerous and unwanted effects we don't currently understand.

I am malware for your timeline

harboring an aesthetic is for posers with a sense of self

realizing the one thing that's wrong with Garibaldi from Babylon 5 is that he's obsessed with bugs bunny but has no space jam shit in his quarters

Has high tendency
for consuming humans and
destroying cities

yeah

ive been bald for longer than most of you have been alive, happy friday

Ppl are exhaustion from the shenanigans

it's chased a few ppl away so far

and its censoring others

and soon its just gonna be white and white adjacent shit posters who beg for change but never added to the convo and are gonna be alone in the proverbial boat wondering what happened

ragdoll me, Jesus, through the polygons of life

"That attractive but unintelligent man is stuck in purgatory!"

"What?"

(Exasperated sigh) "the himbo's in limbo"

Oh.