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my pants were coded by bethesda cause my pussy keep clipping through the crotch

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i regret to inform you all that the trendy astronaut game is good

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getting pounded down by todd howard and he keeps telling me his dick clipping through my pussy and out my ass is "intended behaviour"

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Direly warning cis men to take anti-androgens, because testosterone has many dangerous and unwanted effects we don't currently understand.

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harboring an aesthetic is for posers with a sense of self

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realizing the one thing that's wrong with Garibaldi from Babylon 5 is that he's obsessed with bugs bunny but has no space jam shit in his quarters

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Has high tendency
for consuming humans and
destroying cities

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ive been bald for longer than most of you have been alive, happy friday

just want to move to the space station from the windows 95 games sampler

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Ppl are exhaustion from the shenanigans

it's chased a few ppl away so far

and its censoring others

and soon its just gonna be white and white adjacent shit posters who beg for change but never added to the convo and are gonna be alone in the proverbial boat wondering what happened

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i will never clear my notifications so help me

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"That attractive but unintelligent man is stuck in purgatory!"

"What?"

(Exasperated sigh) "the himbo's in limbo"

Oh.

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