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Trump's only actual skill is knowing how to absolutely walk all over liberal-conservative types during debates because he knows it's just wrestling but for hand-wringing dorks

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Diskordia - Light Of A Thousand Souls (2020) | Atmospheric/Symphonic Doom Metal | metalarea.org/forum/index.php? (via Metal Area) #Metal

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Listening to Aurora all night seems to be the plan right now

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furiously googling "how to launch nuke at prsidential debatte"

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uspol, my last post telling people not to watch the debate then i'll drop it 

watching the debate does not teach you or help you, nor does it change anything about the election or the political terrain on which it's being contested. you deserve a more pleasant evening than that!

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Wife-lewd 

Instead of watching the debate I had sex with my wife.

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my pants were coded by bethesda cause my pussy keep clipping through the crotch

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i regret to inform you all that the trendy astronaut game is good

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getting pounded down by todd howard and he keeps telling me his dick clipping through my pussy and out my ass is "intended behaviour"

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Direly warning cis men to take anti-androgens, because testosterone has many dangerous and unwanted effects we don't currently understand.

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harboring an aesthetic is for posers with a sense of self

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realizing the one thing that's wrong with Garibaldi from Babylon 5 is that he's obsessed with bugs bunny but has no space jam shit in his quarters

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Has high tendency
for consuming humans and
destroying cities

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ive been bald for longer than most of you have been alive, happy friday

just want to move to the space station from the windows 95 games sampler

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