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@healyn probably someone on here could teach you how to say "I don't fucking understand Gaelic!" in Gaelic, which could be a start

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asked the doctor why i keep getting testicular torsion. he told me to stop sitting on my fat nuts. i told him to go flatten his dick. does anyone know of a good primary care physician

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hey doge avatar person, you owe me about 2.00 USD for my time, please dm me for payment

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i don't know why i'm watching American Ninja Warrior right now, but every time someone falls into the water, i say out loud "splash" or "way to fall into the water, ya jamoke", things of that nature

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asking linguists why they get a "homophone" and why I don't get a phone to call homos on, I want a date smh

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these school assignments got me so bored i earnestly replied to a doge avatar cryptocurrency guy, christ

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i literally cannot move anymore by the way. i posted this without knowing this would revoke my movement privileges ingame

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doing a sexy hip thrust dance but I direct my hip thrusts primarily to the right and NEVER to the front

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bit too much French talk going on lately imo

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In the spring, I'm gonna give up my aversion to spreadsheets for forty days as a show of religious devotion and sacrifice. It'll be Excel Lent

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When LMFAO corners you against the wall of Andrew WK's house, you're between Party Rock and a Party Hard place

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what are some of your most popular opinions?

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I'm not watching this year because that's not responsible. I don't like what I've heard of Biden carrying himself tonight, but that doesn't even matter. It doesn't matter if he carried himself perfectly and responded to every single question perfectly. If they are not even enforcing the rules of debate and letting trump act like a child who can't stay quiet for more then three seconds when someone then you are just letting the people who cannot differentiate this from actual debate soak it in

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