Jesse Olson @biox@mastodon.social
horror enthusiast. magic the gatherer. tarantula-man. i hate software you love.
Body horror, powerful women, and lots of disgust. eXistenZ is amazing.
THEY LIVE: first in the line of my scifi/horror film reviews
i made a painting of donald trump out of guacamole and cat hair.
to me it represents the contents of his mind and character.
reviewing 'They Live!' tonight, excited to watch this movie for the first time!
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holy eff nyan cat music is in my head stop aaaaaa
Today I turn 43. I used to hate getting old, but now Iβm grateful. Getting old is a privilege and honor.
Day 35/100
#the100dayproject #watercolor #painting #art #arting #handlettering #birthday #gratitude #privilege #craftsposure #creative
Amazon and Google are pulling the plug on domain fronting, a crucial tool which helps our most vulnerable users get access to Tor when their countries donβt allow it. https://blog.torproject.org/domain-fronting-critical-open-web
Recipe: now simply flip the eggs with your pan, and bring the pan up to meet the eggs
Me: *flips the eggs into fire*
Fire alarm: *goes off*
Slack: HELLO CONSUMER
I HAVE CREATED AN βAPPβ THAT IS THE SAME AS AN OPEN ONE BUT ALSO IT HAS EMOJIS AND COSTS MONEY!
VC firm: hereβs a billion dollars kid
congratulations capitalism, you reinvented feudalism
slack is just irc with extra steps
What I don't like: When scrolling on a website loads a different article and changes the URL in the address bar 
If being a fascist meant that you could not marry anime characters, the alt-right would disappear overnight.
good morning masto-land -_-
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the google play store is not the bright and hopeful future I had for video games
its like a video game nightmare where nothing has any soul and its all just made to take advantage of children and make ad revenue and in worst case, get money from parents credit cards,
