jurassic world app be like: not knowing basic multiplication noises

im gonna call my mom and ask to leave early bc i feel like shit and am also sleep deprived!

not giving me the drug that is activity in my notifications block is homophobic.

not only am i a sad excuse for a boyfriend, i am also ugly

not gonna lie.... self care? is kind of.... sexy.....

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Shoutout to people who started using tumblr when they were younger than 16: I am so fucking sorry

fuck reading plus am i right fellow students

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talk abt periods 

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boost and i'll kin assign u for shits and giggles :fatyoshi:

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The one (1) thing I dislike about my cat is that he's so used to my school schedule that he still wakes me up at 6:30-7 AM.

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videos games are for gay people only. heterosexual gamer will be executed

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its always big dick energy this or power bottom energy that…. why dont we talk about renewable energy? hi, I’m Bill Nye,

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me: hello rory! i love you!
rory: i will break every bone in your pathetic body

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