ya'll homies need to seriously get on the aveeno time no homo its straight up legit

does anyone know how to access the rhythm of the night?

One of my favorite games to play is seeing how many farts I can rip while the woman runs to the bathroom. I'll save them to try and beat old records.

I love when a chick sleeps on my chest and plays with all 3 of my chest hairs.

Lampshades were invented in 1879, the same time as the light bulb.

What if we called oranges a purple melon. Like in the creation of language man. The word purple could be orange.

Fuck I need to sit a couple plays out.

Next time someone is pissing you off, give them some random facts. Here's one.

Strawberries are packed with fibre.

They will look at you oddly and you can walk away smiling like an idiot.

@lildicklegend I do I live my life by these toots.

Jk who gives a shit lmao

I never pull out early.

I make sure I get every last drop in.

Gas is expensive these days.

@pela0yakuza nope I mean the whole crew. It's the only way we can recover the government

If any ladies and or hood rats are down with micro peens hit me up

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