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WOW! just perused the image gallery for the over at Harper's Bazaar and it's not only super-uninspiring, but for maybe a couple of people who understood the assignment. it's the beauty aesthetics of most of the people attending that is very late-stage capitalism with a bad take on trans-humanism. the 1% and their millionaire lackeys are really into that waxy Real Doll skin aesthetics. baffling.

"Every Celebrity Red Carpet Look at the 2024 Met Gala"
harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/re

Harper's BAZAAR · Every Celebrity Red Carpet Look at the 2024 Met GalaBy Joel Calfee

the theme is about Time for Spring or something like that. this has nothing to do with it but because it's Cardi B. and she's always an exagerá, she gets to ride the mammoth

the theme is THE GARDEN OF TIME and it's exhibit is of "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion".

but Lil Nas is totally . so did he nail the theme? yay or nay?

am from NYC. i used to see SJP around the village from time to time.

this is the most Sarah Jessica Parker thing Sarah Jessica Parker could do. i give her credit for being so committed to being the quintessence of the GenX fashionista.

also, fuck Andy Cohen for giving us the Kardashians.

Cynthia Erivo understood the assignment.

GRETA LEE channeling her inner spring manic pixie

OOOOH! and Taylor Russell (have no idea who she is) is a woodland sprite? saw an earlier pic but the wood grain wasn't showing in it

i do not know who John O'Connor is, but this muthafucker is wearing Crocs to the Met Gala. respect.

LMAO Nicki Minaj absolutely understood the assignment; but am noticing how Cardi B is out Nicki'ing Nicki 🤨

OMG Doja Cat literally came dressed in a big ass WET white t-shirt. no wonder she has to bunch it up strategically against her coochie. what is her character though?!?

ANGEL REESE has a future in fashion after she retires from the . don't care for the dress but she can wear the fuck out of whatever she wants.

ANOK YAI? girl, i do not know who you are but i do know you can play the next Tinkerbelle. all she needs is the wings.

is Michael Shannon holding a bag of onion flavored potato chips made by ?!?!

and WTF is Michael Shannon doing all up in this joint?!?!

Da'Vine Joy Randolph is the Woke Beauty that, like a momma bear, tore to pieces the muthafucker that tried to kiss her while asleep.

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦

HARRIS REED serving Florence Welch and not-so-virgin apparitions in the woods

don't know what's going on with this inkspot mess between Hannah Bagshawe and Eddie Redmayne but am totally loving it.

MOTH OR BUTTEFLY? J. Harrison Ghee absolutely understood the assignment.

don't know who Gustav Magnar Witzoe is, but he totally understood the assignment.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST seems like his trade to the didn't get him to the but definitely got him some time this Spring in The Garden and at The Met.

ladies and germs, i give you hoops star and NYC's latest fashionista, Ben Simmons.

there's way more at the mag over here:
vogue.com/slideshow/met-gala-2

@blogdiva Whoever designed that should design the costumes for a production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

I’ve been vaguely thinking of Anthony Powell but Dr Who makes at least as much sense @blogdiva

@blogdiva whatever is going on here they are doing it well 👍