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my ideal home feed consists exclusively of pet photos, friendly jokes, and sincere journalposting

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hey. the mood here on mastodon is super friendly but like.... if i am bein too forward at you and you're not comfortable with it please let me know and i will back off!! i respect yr boundaries

shitpost, abstractly lewd, not especially funny, apologies in advance 

so does masto show people when you add them to a list? because i have created a subset of people i follow who i feel comfortable reading posts by even when i feel overwhelmed by reading my whole normal feed, and i have titled it "cool people".

so if you got a notification that i have added you to a list of cool people, hey, sorry to bother you, and if you did NOT, i bet you are still a cool person!!!

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@fluttergirly “wow, you’re from the future? what’s it like?”
I get notified from my watch when I get notifications from my phone when I get notifications from my computer when my friend sends me something like this

god twitter is so fuckin bad but the venn diagram of cool people who are here and who are there is just two non-overlapping circles

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broke: buying vinyl for the "superior sound quality"
woke: buying vinyl because the art is Big

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cyberpunk but its during the day and everybodys sleepy from being all moody and neon all night

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crows are goblins, yea or nay?

in favor:
- small
- clever
- thieves
- noisy
- i love them

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@fillertrack
*ghost astronaut appears*

"Some bastard killed me with a rock on the moon. Fucked up or what?"

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bad 

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No, mum. You can't just "pause" mastodon. If I log off they're going to either start attacking each other like feral animals or make a new meme that isn't funny. This is very important.

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