Grant @bluetshirt@mastodon.social

hey guys do you want to hear about my macintosh computer?

no?

please send me the link to the acosta karate chop O Fortuna mashup which certainly exists.

thank you in advance

if you disagree maybe YOU are the racist????????????????????????????????

ew

kombucha is

*scrambling to incite rage against a concept*

racist

kombucha is racist, there, i said it

pepsi

oh wait a sec, i think i know what's wrong

PESPI

no one's liking my toots, i think mastodon is broken????

i only eat instant noodles that come with five (5) or more packets of seasoning

i believe that mastodon accurately reflects the make up of the public.

the world is like 65% furries

a number of forces contribute to the sustained rotation of the earth but chief among these are the chubby drummers

oh WOW, they're still a thing

i just cracked myself up by imagining someone whose favorite band in 2018 was Cansei de Ser Sexy

Hey #NaNoWriMo peeps, it's time to start torturing yourself! No better way than to keep my NaNoWriMo Doom Clock open in a background tab. The count started at midnight this morning and will reach 50,000 at midnight Dec 1. http://bluetshirt.ca/nanoclock/ Please share with all your fellow gluttons for punishment!