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Most of my followers are dead accounts from the 2016 and 2018 migrations btw. In practice I have like 35 actual followers

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My avatar has "just said something fakedeep about post-metal" energy. This is just how it looks when I draw a furry and I have made peace with it

mothers day 

Got 2 gifts for my mom a couple weeks ago and wrapped them early this morning... A shiatsu massage pillow and a tiny pegasus plushie (her favorite type of creature)... Hopefully they will fit her sensibilities

My gut says Bear, my heart says Bull, and my brain says Stork

D643.2
Man transformed
to deer decoy
for people
at execution
of saint's friend.

coin shit 

I got these coins for free because I was a bored idler on Freenode in 2013-2014 and pumped them out of some people's doge-giveaway bots, and then got gifted another 18,000 after the fact by some unknown person... So I have lost $0 on this whole ordeal

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coin shit 

My cashout threshold for dogecoin, knowing the context of the situation it's currently in, is 35 cents low or 85 cents high. It might recover or it might not, but in the next few years it probably won't increase wildly

Oh? You talk to people and befriend them? That's cute. I have practiced my Conversation Control Techniques in 10,000 comments sections.

I went to a trans employment support group back then. All the jobs revolved around traumatizing ourselves in front of cis people. It's like it didn't occur to the people involved in maintaining the group that we could have experience or skills outside of being transgender.

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If they see trans people as pitiful uwu lost causes, they will just write you off as another typical poor trans person when you need help. It's like they decided it's your lot in life.

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What 2016 taught me is that people can say "I support trans people!" to your face and still be just as dangerous to your life and well-being as somebody who is a transphobe to your face.

<search algorithm voice> So "overview" is basically the same word as "review" right

coin shit 

Day 3 of having Coin Brain. The horrible dog currency crashed while I was asleep, seemingly due to a couple whale-dumps and then lots of low-grade panic-selling. I'm going to trust that the whales are mopping things up now. Prepping to dump at 45 cents or 80 cents either way

New theory: The brainfeel that million-follower social-media influencers get from going viral, and the brainfeel that cryptocurrency traders get from making money out of pure externalities, are exactly the same

coin shit 

The most fucked up thing that could happen is that this would actually make doge's value skyrocket, so I am continuing to hold the horrible dog currency I got for free until I see what happens. Gonna insta-dump if it drops below 45 cents

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...... Elon Musk has pledged that he will mention dogecoin on SNL tonight, if you're wondering how fucked up that specific part of the present moment is being

Turning on the Vampire Sink and getting a frosty glass of vampires

dream imagery 

Dreamed that my family forced me to dress in a skintight Flareon costume at a "surprise Halloween" banquet in front of a hundred important family-friends. Incredibly uncomfortable vibes

Something I think about a lot is that you can do a ten-second effort political compass shitpost and everyone will immediately try to track how what you put into it tracks to the real one. The real one is a deep structure in everyone's brain, and nobody ever thinks about its origins (American political propaganda) or interrogates what it's even using to gauge, say, "liberty." (It's going by how "free" markets are, not whether you're starving.)

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