c.d.m. rørmose @body@mastodon.social

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So basically everyone who tried to get big in online comedy, but then got waylaid by being too angry about politics too often, is the Joker, right

Vilnius is a fake city, it was made up for a 90's comic about an angel who invents gears

Swearing into the fart jar by mistake

Heuristic shift has gone largely toward the scenario-type of "Seattle is gonna do a Second Paris Commune organized around anarcho-BDSM principles"

An extremely strange but very obscure online thing has just happened that is making me refresh my heuristic calculus of [queer stuff <-> psyop analysis stuff <-> communist stuff <-> futurist stuff <-> internet stuff]

Mmmm maybe I should just go back to bed again

Linguistic supervillain who casts a spell to make "FALC" and "folx" into homonyms

<music critics voice> If you don't use capital letters in your song titles then, you are a human acoustic guitar, <scrambling for more insulting language that isn't super problematic> uhh in uhh tights

A post is just a "words selfie"

Very sore that my foolish younger self, 11 years ago, was actually correct to be too paranoid to draw anything that wasn't normal

Or maybe it's just the fact that I more recently started seeing bodyweird stuff in queer-and-futurist terms, rather than as an arbitrary and meaningless fantasy, and the only referent that normal people have for that is "oh shit, serial killer cult leader thoughts"

Will be good to draw a bunch of dragons, so that the same people who started treating me like Francis Dolarhyde after reading my Masto posts a year ago will get to redouble their panic if they ever snoop through my private documents

Still glancing over at my old sketchbooks with pure disdain... Ahh...Well... I think I need to learn how to engage in the act of drawing for my own sake, not for the expectations of others

Seem to have had some success returning to my old strategy of "if I haven't worked on something all day, do at least an hour of work-binge before bed", but now it's motivated by a sort of futurist revenge-urge, instead of shame and self-hatred like before. The former feels more tenable than the latter but it's being slow to get off the ground

Tomorrow I'll be triple-checking and testing the power-selector and integrated-programmer circuits for Tine

Like a week ago the phrase "Vanguard Design Council" popped into my head and it's been stuck there ever since, annoyingly vague yet persistent, surrounded by a halo of ambiguously communist cybernetic bodyweird fantasies

People will preemptively treat you as insane and start doing everything they can to work against both your work plans and recreational plans, if you so much as hint that you don't think the eternal-present will extend into the future for hundreds of years, regardless of whether you're talking politically or in terms of bodyqueer tech