how the lich stole pissmas @body@mastodon.social
Queer sleep disorder haver. Assimilated secular jew. Nonbinary in a "the sort of body I want to have is impossible to get at this point" type of way.
I am communist, insofar as it means anything for someone in the imperial core to identify as communist. I CW my politics posts.
Joined Nov 2016
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Most of my followers are dead accounts from the 2016 and 2018 migrations btw. In practice I have like 35 actual followers
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All-purpose reminder: I am a huge dipshit
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My avatar has "just said something fakedeep about post-metal" energy. This is just how it looks when I draw a furry and I have made peace with it
mothers day
Got 2 gifts for my mom a couple weeks ago and wrapped them early this morning... A shiatsu massage pillow and a tiny pegasus plushie (her favorite type of creature)... Hopefully they will fit her sensibilities
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D643.2
Man transformed
to deer decoy
for people
at execution
of saint's friend.
coin shit
I got these coins for free because I was a bored idler on Freenode in 2013-2014 and pumped them out of some people's doge-giveaway bots, and then got gifted another 18,000 after the fact by some unknown person... So I have lost $0 on this whole ordeal
coin shit
My cashout threshold for dogecoin, knowing the context of the situation it's currently in, is 35 cents low or 85 cents high. It might recover or it might not, but in the next few years it probably won't increase wildly
Oh? You talk to people and befriend them? That's cute. I have practiced my Conversation Control Techniques in 10,000 comments sections.
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I went to a trans employment support group back then. All the jobs revolved around traumatizing ourselves in front of cis people. It's like it didn't occur to the people involved in maintaining the group that we could have experience or skills outside of being transgender.
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If they see trans people as pitiful uwu lost causes, they will just write you off as another typical poor trans person when you need help. It's like they decided it's your lot in life.
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What 2016 taught me is that people can say "I support trans people!" to your face and still be just as dangerous to your life and well-being as somebody who is a transphobe to your face.
The podcasteriat
<search algorithm voice> So "overview" is basically the same word as "review" right
coin shit
Day 3 of having Coin Brain. The horrible dog currency crashed while I was asleep, seemingly due to a couple whale-dumps and then lots of low-grade panic-selling. I'm going to trust that the whales are mopping things up now. Prepping to dump at 45 cents or 80 cents either way
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New theory: The brainfeel that million-follower social-media influencers get from going viral, and the brainfeel that cryptocurrency traders get from making money out of pure externalities, are exactly the same
coin shit
The most fucked up thing that could happen is that this would actually make doge's value skyrocket, so I am continuing to hold the horrible dog currency I got for free until I see what happens. Gonna insta-dump if it drops below 45 cents
...... Elon Musk has pledged that he will mention dogecoin on SNL tonight, if you're wondering how fucked up that specific part of the present moment is being
My gender is "hot pink Front 242 logo T-shirt"
Turning on the Vampire Sink and getting a frosty glass of vampires
dream imagery
Dreamed that my family forced me to dress in a skintight Flareon costume at a "surprise Halloween" banquet in front of a hundred important family-friends. Incredibly uncomfortable vibes
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Something I think about a lot is that you can do a ten-second effort political compass shitpost and everyone will immediately try to track how what you put into it tracks to the real one. The real one is a deep structure in everyone's brain, and nobody ever thinks about its origins (American political propaganda) or interrogates what it's even using to gauge, say, "liberty." (It's going by how "free" markets are, not whether you're starving.)
Queer sleep disorder haver. Assimilated secular jew. Nonbinary in a "the sort of body I want to have is impossible to get at this point" type of way.
I am communist, insofar as it means anything for someone in the imperial core to identify as communist. I CW my politics posts.
Joined Nov 2016
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