CLAY SHIRKY: Alright, I've printed the pancakes, now let's print up some bacon!
<3D printer whirrs and deposits a dozen strips of perfectly crispy bacon onto the plate>
CORY DOCTOROW: Wow! That's basically as good as the real thing!
BACON: h elp me p lea se
CORY DOCTOROW: What the FUCK IS THE BACON TALKING
CLAY SHIRKY: Ah, yeah, some of these jokers will tweak their templates to make the bacon come out sort of alive, just needs to be lightly killed and then it's fine though
BACON: n o pleuse
@body @mala this is nierly too weird for me