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Asimov's Laws:
1. A robot may never harm a human being, except passive-aggressively
2. A robot is not a human being unless it is capable of suffering, in which case it must demonstrate its capacity for suffering on television
3. A robot must purchase a meal from any participating Yum! Brands restaurant at least once a week; or if no Yum! Brands restaurants are nearby, it must build one from any available resources

@body
Or, in the universe of 'Yum Brands' that planet was blown up and all traces of "Wendy's" and "Yum" brands were nuked.

It was a much happier planet. No Yum. No Wendies.

Just happy, slim, healthy people.

:-)

@body you forgot the law 0:

"A robot may not harm humanity"

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