Asimov's Laws:
1. A robot may never harm a human being, except passive-aggressively
2. A robot is not a human being unless it is capable of suffering, in which case it must demonstrate its capacity for suffering on television
3. A robot must purchase a meal from any participating Yum! Brands restaurant at least once a week; or if no Yum! Brands restaurants are nearby, it must build one from any available resources

Or, in the universe of 'Yum Brands' that planet was blown up and all traces of "Wendy's" and "Yum" brands were nuked.

It was a much happier planet. No Yum. No Wendies.

Just happy, slim, healthy people.


@body you forgot the law 0:

"A robot may not harm humanity"

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