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Just learned that it could take up to 15 business days for them to verify my identity, fuck! Won't be able to cash out until then I guess

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My uncle's family home was stolen by European Landthieves in Haifa in 48 when he was a child. What is happening in Al Quds today to Palestinians has been happening for the entirety of the Zionist project. It is all "occupied territory" and justice won't be until all Palestine is free, from the river to the sea.

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The funniest possible thing that could happen, I think, would be a scenario where I cash out all my old dogecoin and then it immediately spikes up to $100 per coin afterwards

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Waiting for the most-reputable-seeming coin-and-cash-trading service to verify my identity 😩

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FWIW: If I do eventually accidentally get rich in some fucked-up way a few years down the road, I have already precommitted to a specific investment/donation plan that is specifically designed to keep me from getting rich person soul-rot: Something along the lines of, setting up modest retirement/trust funds for all immediate relatives, and then donating all of the rest to indigenous groups

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"It would be pretty funny if I made a bunch of money off dogecoin" is gradually turning into "it would be pretty funny if I accidentally got rich in like 2026"

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This puts me in a position where if I cash out *all* of my doge, my bank would possibly have to report it to the DHS... So I may temporarily reinvest half of my winnings in a non-rapacious coin with non-crap growth potential and minimal electricity usage, like Cardano or something

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Right, well, now that I have re-synchronized my doge wallet, I've discovered that someone anonymously gifted me an additional 18,000 dogecoins in mid-2014

I made a *weird* noise when I noticed

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Headers 10% synced. It's slowing as the number increases 😬

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Damn shit I hope I used one of the passwords I still remember

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Mentally willing the horrible dog currency to hold a majority of its value until my wallet is fully modern again

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Syncing my old-as-balls wallet now.

30 minutes in, it's only 6% done syncing headers. Then it has to sync with the network from a point 7 and a half years ago, which will take some unknown but probably massive amount of time. Aaaaaaaa

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Took me a minute to even realize that they're currently priced at 0.6 USD, not 0.06. aaaaaaAAAAAA

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