Paul Bowsher @boffbowsh@mastodon.social

RT @SnoozeInBrief@twitter.com: That's not nearly long enough to assemble them. https://twitter.com/mrdavidwhitley/status/1014254520057069568

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SnoozeInBrief/status/1014254856553598977

RT @A_Littlefield@twitter.com: God bless the internet for this... #ENGCOL #WorldCup

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/A_Littlefield/status/1014271245133676545

Fascinating thread!
RT @Foone@twitter.com You want to know something about how bullshit insane our brains are?
OK, so there's a physical problem with our eyes: We move them in short fast bursts called "saccades", right? very quick, synchronized movements.
The only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1014267515696922624

RT @roseybeeme@twitter.com: Last night on a flight home, my boyfriend and I asked a woman to switch seats with me so we could sit together. We made a joke that maybe her new seat partner would be the love of her life and well, now I present you with this thread.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/roseybeeme/status/1014122893805015041

RT @Joelissimmo@twitter.com: Pickford. Incredible.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Joelissimmo/status/1014246290056794113

But where were Vardy and Lingard

Holy fuck

RT @holly@twitter.com: Whole building except one flat: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
One flat, 30 seconds later: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
Us: YOU HAVE LAG
#ENGCOL

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/holly/status/1014228441519009792

I just cannot

RT @infinite_scream@twitter.com: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/infinite_scream/status/1014235059371601921

RT @infinite_scream@twitter.com: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/infinite_scream/status/1014240089055088640

RT @infinite_scream@twitter.com: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/infinite_scream/status/1014237590495559682

I mean the worst thing is I’m almost out of gin

Columbia can actually fuck off now

Columbia can pretty much go do one tbh

RT @stevenjmesser@twitter.com: FOOTBALL’S

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/stevenjmesser/status/1014222356250791936

My MLS tweeps all saying that this ref is shit. So this will be fun. I reckon the red must have had word from his linesman rather than VAR to give that yellow, VAR can only suggest reds.

Why do we start Sterling? :(

RT @tjrdoyle@twitter.com: I'm looking for someone brilliant to be our Deputy Head of #ContentDesign running the @GOVUK@twitter.com team. It's one of the best jobs in content (and in government!) so please share with brilliant people https://jobs.jobvite.com/gds/job/oVNV7fwu #govcontent

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/tjrdoyle/status/1014200299156893696

This fucking World Cup I mean seriously