Live from NPR news in Washington, I'm Jeanine Herbst. President Trump epically clapped back at Michael Cohen this morning, reportedly saying "no u" and "I have those receipts sis." The President also noted that Cohen's new album is underperforming in sales. From Washington, this is NPR News.

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The average adult male German shepherd lays two or three eggs a day

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I really wanna be one of those people who just radiates positivity but I also believe Ronald Reagan should be buried beneath Margaret Thatcher so my pee trickles down

I really like the 3-column/tweetdeck layout of this site. Clicking back and forth between entire screens is so time consuming. And I spend way less time refreshing notifications and not reading the TL, which is def a very good thing.

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When I'm hating on the world and hating myself it's so hard to be the person I wanna be, the person I am and can be.

Self-care is not netflix and materialism (haha tho that shit sure can help), it's the investment in oneself and belief that there is hope - for a better world, for healing and for deeper happiness - for ourselves and our communities

Shit it dark times y'all. Take care. I'm gonna try harder to love myself like I love those closest to me. And vice versa.

most of my followers came from that stupid "viral" diarrhea toot but there's like 5 of them who fw my other posts, and I love, respect, and will tuck in/goodnight kiss each and every one of you

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sincere post 

I actually named an account on another site after fat yoshi because of mastodon so my mental health is doing great actually

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How did you learn, how, how did your pussy game come up? 

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belated intro 

gonna boost my own cause I'm still in need of some dank# left reading reccs n i trust this site to provide them

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I want to fuck you like I'm Animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like I'm Animal
My whole existence is flawed
My name is Kermit the Frog

not involving myself in the carbonated water discourse. trying to keep this site positive. you're welcome

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