weedlord @bong@mastodon.social
local disaster shits self on bus
accusations of withcraft in ancient times were only done to women who had such powerful orgasms people thought they were possessed
"hold on!" she screams at me as I let go of the tree branch keeping me from being swept away to flip off God one last time
finally a magazine just for me https://mastodon.social/media/ADthXJQe9J5kTL5pQ-I
insulted the sanctity of fucking so the lobster people shot me into space
*trying to come up with a new joke* uhhhh..... Bazynga
Welcome to my combination anime gaming cooking star trek socialist podcast
*trying to make socialism relevant to the kids* capitalism is like a match of Fortnite, you see...
the internet is like the vat of chemicals the joker fell in, no I will not elaborate
Hippie after it rains: Mother Earth is wet
Me, idiot pervert: haha nice
banned from the dragon fucking chatroom because every time they cybered id debate them about the benefits of ayn rand philosophy. this censorship will not stand
TP stands for tenis paper
Taking a sip of fel magics to complete my transformation into a toxic masculine gamer
sick of machismo. drain all testosterone out of everyone and replace it with something good, like faygo
Ernest Cline with the top ten list of attractive women he stalked in college
im just like any other partner on social media *kicks up feet, spits into bucket* a huge dum ass
camping on the side of the road with my sniper riffle, shooting the tires of cars that throw their garbage out the window. use a trash can binch
howdy folks *sits down on a stool that was conspicuously out of frame* politics and gaming YouTuber here. that game you like? good. those politics you gave? even better. we have so much in common, you can definitely trust me. like and subscribe
i will personally shit in the mouth of anyone who uses the word triggered to mean upset
pasting qr codes to my dick so the boston dynamics robot vigorously honks my pud
the world on the other side of a glass window is a parallel universe thats just like yours but sucks worse and every day you have to listen to a guy named zeke share his hunting opinions
