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I'm disabled and out of work and poor as shit, so if anyone wants to help me, like, eat or keep a roof over my head, see the links below.

Oh, and do boost!

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out of work and dealing with , need help with December rent (425 bucks due in two days), please and share widely 🙏🏾
cash.me/longbongsilver
paypal.me/longbongsilver

out of work and dealing with , need help with December rent (425 bucks due in two days), please and share widely 🙏🏾
cash.me/longbongsilver
paypal.me/longbongsilver

I'm disabled and out of work and poor as shit, so if anyone wants to help me, like, eat or keep a roof over my head, see the links below.

Oh, and do boost!

cash.me/longbongsilver
paypal.com/longbongsilver

I need 86 dollars by morning otherwise my internet access is gonna be queued for disconnect. I'm disabled and use it for looking for work so that'd be bad. PLEASE HELP! cash.me/longbongsilver paypal.me/longbongsilver

Q) What's a sex addict's favorite fruit?

A) The cumquat

The amount of time it takes for war criminals to pass on should be seen as yet another argument against gun control imo.

Fuck that mothafucker and tbh presidents take way too damn long these days to fucking die.

(blast of noxiousness erupts from buttpipe)

"Ooh, damn... speaking of bungholes, TP for mine! While I'm here, eh?"

Ever fart so bad while at the store that it reminds you to get toilet paper?

I said fart, not shart.

Sometimes I see on these food shows when someone goes to Japan they're always hitting up some super high end sushi bar. But where does the average Japanese person go for sushi? What's the average sushi place like?

I mean, they're both juicy, tend to have a pink part, and I enjoy placing my mouth on both.

Anyone else when looking at super moist BBQ brisket on some food show momentarily think about pussy, or is it just me?

What if a black kid was dying of cancer & his last wish to the Make A Wish Foundation was to punch a white kid in the mouth for using the N word?

I asked my balls if they want to provide the sperm for creating a child in this racist capitalist imperialist Hellhole and they told me they'd strangle themselves if the next time I so much as asked a woman out I didn't buy at least 12 condoms and Plan B.

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