triz @ social @bragool@mastodon.social

Comedy under quarantine is awful, it's all inside jokes.

since all my notifications got deleted i need new notifications, thanks

Give me your alts and I will let you live.

I like that triz logged on to both her accounts to like my toot cause it was that good :3

soon as I start writing a significant body of work it's oeuvre for you bitches

Remember when we all roasted healyn

@nev @witchfynder_finder They're going by this diagram debating how to defibrillate a centaur

dack jorsey

Sorry to tell you but Mario is Maoist and Luigi is Gaddhafist.

taking advantage of the twitter exodus to pretend i’m one of the cool kids like dee dee getting on the bus to yoker

don't mess with my toot toot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHlhJL3IlsQ

mastodon... hello

You’re supposed to have at least 7 main accounts on here

FUCKSKDKFDKDKKDKSKKSKSKSK I ACCID LOST ALL OF MY .SOCIAL FOLLOWERS

Riding around on a dragon or whatever

@Ophillous

to confuse our enemies.

Washington was named after Washington to help shield him from assassination attempts, and still the physical location was sacked once already in 1812. which is why we then created Washington and put it on literally the opposite coast from Washington.

now, you could overthink this. or you could relax with this cool, refreshing mug of Washington and put your feet up on the Washington. do you like sports? Washington is playing Washington this afternoon.

if this gets ten thousand boosts i'll ask my crush on a date

mr sandman
sand me a man
make him all smooth
and with plenty of glands