i'd pay twice as much taxes if they only read my name out loud

also how hard is it to say "hi, please send me a big one with peperon to address"

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Five Nights at Freddy's
(no wifi edition)

me: i feel like playing gtav

*one 100gb steam download later*

me: nah *uninstall*

life is what happens before your download session expires

is that an adblocker in your pants or are you glad to see me?

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