I dreamed that I concluded that the virgin Mary is dumb and basic because she just did whatever other entities wanted her to do like a sock puppet.

what does it mean?

I dreamed my dad got one of those stupid and expensive Italian cars and I accidentally broke the handbrake and scratched it a little.
what does it mean?

morpheus' ship was the chewaccadnezzar or something

galaxybrain1: hide your changelog in your diary
galaxybrain1000: hide your diary in your changelog

who knew ludacris also had a rapping career

I think this song "doing too much" is about me

@Lofenyy this one is just for you (i'm testing brushes, I'm not a weirdo)

remember that time my mastodon dot art account got delete because "your art is bad and you should feel bad"

victor boosted

i wonder if it'd be illegal if I recorded myself shouting "SUPREEEEEME VICTORYYYY" and put it there

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edgy people suck ass.
totally unrelated, this is what you see when you win in this "game" i'm making for a unity course

balls falling and bouncing quickly. idk if it makes people dizzy or something 

kiss my balls hello @sidd_harth0_5h4h

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balls falling and bouncing quickly. idk if it makes people dizzy or something 

the balls are back in town (the balls are back in town)

remember when I said my balls weren't bouncing? the problem fixed by itself after I shut down the pc and went to sleep 🤷

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