victor @brand@mastodon.social

i'd pay twice as much taxes if they only read my name out loud

a cow and a pig walk into a beach

also how hard is it to say "hi, please send me a big one with peperon to address"

research flatworm

very dumb, read to get jaded

hello REAL gamers

furries, get on my level

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Five Nights at Freddy's
(no wifi edition)

if I was twitter i'd sue birds

me: i feel like playing gtav

*one 100gb steam download later*

me: nah *uninstall*

life is strange

ass reveal at one million followers

you sicken me @TootBot

life is what happens before your download session expires

the hero we need

@finn first gear problems

is that an adblocker in your pants or are you glad to see me?

the wap whisperer