ʙʀᴀɴᴅ® @brand@mastodon.social

I'm very friendly.
My account is locked because it's dangerous out there, though.

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i dreamed this but both were Robert Deniro

also my plane crash landed and went through a building

two-headed Deniro worked for the airline, i think

what does it mean?

sup

can't wait for the youtube video where a lot of white offended people say one by one in a close up "I'm not a robot"

ethernet jack?
who that?

a fellow lier, i see

so tedious to consider virginity as a point of pride or shame

when someone says they don't have internet, that's when my I get my butthole in a twist

I'm not an animal PhD but if they're the sameish size and shape it should work?

I also got a ram and a lamb which I hope was the right couple but who knows, animals are weird, also English?

I forgot how to brain and only got girl peacocks

makes you think 🦃 🍆 💦

What you're referring to as Windows10, is in fact, WindowsNT/Windows10

Is anime the champagne of cartoons?

I'm thicc therefore I am

I'm galaxy branding over here 🤯

Bill FOSSby

something something paradise city

poochie went back to his planet too soon

It actually shouldn't be pronounced

it's pronounced 6if btw