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New musical genres:

- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge

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Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties

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It started out with a fish
How did it end up like this?
It was only a fish, it was only a fish

i KNEW i had this one saved ive been looking for it for like twenty minutes

remember Humpty? pronounced with an "umpty"?
he once got busy in a burger king bathroom

youtu.be/PBsjggc5jHM

Oh cool Youtube is recommending Sargon bullshit to me that's great I love it wonderful

Me: I should do something productive today

My brain: brunge tungus
crumb bungle
dungle frungus
brumpo frunkle

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