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Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties

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Carl Weathers is going to be in The Mandalorian and that just excites me so much.

ranking members of the Cool Buff Girls Club are as follows:

President: @streetvalkyrie
Also President: @moth
Other President: @gazelle
TBD: me

(grabs VY Canis Majoris by the shoulders and walks away, glaring at you) Don't talk to me or my Large Sun ever again.

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To the windooooow
To the walls
Til you all become my thralls

Glanced at my phone and saw a reminder that I thought said "Call ham" and I got very confused until my eyes focused and it said "Call bank".

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Really hoping I make friends with someone who has the last name "Took" so I can get upset at them and go "Fool of a Took!"

Love too have to message the other engineer again and remind him to send me a very simple thing I asked for last week. He is worse than useless.

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