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*slaps roof of car* I just broke my sunroof.

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click to reveal the face of god

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sleeping pigbear.

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New WinAmp and a new Palm Pilot device hello what fucking decade is it

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Tran 9 From Outer Space

@evan hey even, the year 2000 called, it wants its mopey pixies rip offs back

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"surfing the web" do people still say this

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I have to take an annual IT security test and IT IS RUNNING IN FLASH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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Every time I look at my Postmates order the delivery time increases by five minutes. I JUST WANT MY PAD THAI ;-;

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@FishingMinigame cast

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Hung Sheldon

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I took about six Mondays off from next week to the end of the year, I have all of Thanksgiving week off and all of Christmas week plus two days in to the New Year. I'm gonna be so lazy.

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The Election in Russia

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(me, to Mastodon) Is this the tea?
(Mastodon, to me) No that's coffee you idiot.

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Seen in a FB thread about repairing car wheels: "charged me about 60 bucks for my female's wheel"

Is he referring to his car or to his girlfriend? If it's the latter, why does that creep me out so much?

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Real stomping around knocking over Lego cities hours

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it meg...

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Mm yes a boomer saying there's no good music any more.

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No Jesus don't take the wheel you're 2,000 years old cars are completely alien to you you can''t even drive anyways

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It's too early for this shit. (pauses Mastodon)

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