Alan Smithee @breakfastgolem@mastodon.social
He/him
Leftist, awful posts, kill all conservatives
I don't give a shit about your opinions on operating systems.
Header by @starwall
see you nutmeats in hell
Joined Aug 2018
Pinned post
Pinned post
Pinned post
New musical genres:
- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge
Pinned post
Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties
Pinned post
*slaps roof of car* I just broke my sunroof.
Alan Smithee
boosted
|
😓
--- | ---
/🍆\
|
|
￣￣￣￣￣￣
Alan Smithee
boosted
food
ENCHILADA TIME!
Alan Smithee
boosted
hell yeah greebles
Alan Smithee
boosted
do yall think british antivaxxers are worried about microcrisps?
Star Trek Discovery is fun in a bad way.
Alan Smithee
boosted
Bigfoot fetish
Alan Smithee
boosted
Silly and lewd
Saw a bumper sticker that said "bigfoot is real, he tried to suck my dick" which is a coward's version of the far superior "I'm gonna find bigfoot and suck his dick"
bananapple
Alan Smithee
boosted
I just saw a news story on Hidden Valley ranch nog and y’all we have strayed so far from the light.
Alan Smithee
boosted
crab arrangement
Alan Smithee
boosted
@breakfastgolem @Taweret stay fresh
Alan Smithee
boosted
Technically I'm a soup
Alan Smithee
boosted
Technically in a soup
Alan Smithee
boosted
@Louisa BISA????
Balloonfest 2022
Let's make it happen
Allow me to refer to this diagram of people who are Vin Diesel and people who wear Vans shoes. It is my Vin Vans Venn diagram.
Alan Smithee
boosted
actually, Venn Diagram was the mathematician,,, youre thinking of Venn Diagram's Monster
For sale: baby shoes, never digested.
He/him
Leftist, awful posts, kill all conservatives
I don't give a shit about your opinions on operating systems.
Header by @starwall
see you nutmeats in hell
Joined Aug 2018
Alan Smithee's choices:
Server run by the main developers of the project 
It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!