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New musical genres:

- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge

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Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties

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*slaps roof of car* I just broke my sunroof.

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click to reveal the face of god

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コウモリ  

look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

#mastoart #bigtiddyalf

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applebaps  

hottest take: having takes on condiments means you are white

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selfsame  

hope this works

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Dale G. :verified:  

:red_mastodon: Sorry, You Must Be A Mastodon Ivory® Member To View This Toot!

:promoted: Promoted

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cain  

Thanks kojima

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One year ago today, Wil Wheaton founded Mastodon

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i’m the baaaad dog :verified:  

i need ice coffee ( Poast fuel)

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Derek  

Good morning Party People

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Anarcha-Ecologist Catgirl (Em)  

:weed: propaganda 

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good 

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I suddenly remembered when SNL did a joke where actors said "pushy" instead of "pussy" and boy oh boy did that joke just fall completely flat.

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The 50s were fucking stupid

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evelink :nbcm: :nbcr: :hnb:  

@breakfastgolem ok I fixed mine too

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Ferret  

@cosmicevan

Wanna literally kill Ron Swanson for humanizing libertarians and introducing their terrible ideas into the mainstream in a positive light.

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alex, who you've all forgiven  

Hakuna Metadata

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I heard someone do a lin-manuel miranda impression and it made me want to throw myself bodily off a bridge

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applebaps  

@breakfastgolem alternate reply: that's why they say "and all that jazz" because it's all jazz

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"The new Slayer album? That's some goodass jazz."

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If true jazz is based on improvisation and improvisation means any instrument and any type of chords/notes can be used, then all music is jazz.

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@breakfastgolem @garfiald wake me up inside

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