The Tootmaster @breakfastgolem@mastodon.social
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The Thirstquencher of Mastodon (don't forget to have a sip of water today)
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"breakfastgolem is right." - ElfLord, 2020
see you nutmeats in hell
Joined Aug 2018
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New musical genres:
- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge
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Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties
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*slaps roof of car* I just broke my sunroof.
The teaser poster is 100% horny too: a nun all in white but with a nip poking out. "Ooo I'm virginal as shit but I got my party tid out"
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Anyone want some empanadas.
Like, I bet the script has lines like "INT. CHURCH, DAY, VERY HORNY" and stuff.
"Benedetta" looks INTENSELY horny.
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@geet@monads.online hell yeah nachos
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*squinting* is this what caused 2020??
Gonna post some cursed bathroom architecture/design images
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This... this isn't it, chief.
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Ooooooh a cheeky little tea break.
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@Gargron@mastodon.social Fuck you healyn.
holy shit im tooting here watch out
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british people spell it "amoung us"
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Hey fam I've partnered with Omaze if you donate one trillion bucks then you can win a day hanging out at @healyn 's house while he's not home so you can go through his fridge and wear his big shirts
He/him
The Thirstquencher of Mastodon (don't forget to have a sip of water today)
Header by @starwall
"breakfastgolem is right." - ElfLord, 2020
see you nutmeats in hell
Joined Aug 2018
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