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New musical genres:

- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge

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Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties

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@ItsMorgan

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do yall think british antivaxxers are worried about microcrisps?

Silly and lewd 

Saw a bumper sticker that said "bigfoot is real, he tried to suck my dick" which is a coward's version of the far superior "I'm gonna find bigfoot and suck his dick"

I just saw a news story on Hidden Valley ranch nog and y’all we have strayed so far from the light.

Allow me to refer to this diagram of people who are Vin Diesel and people who wear Vans shoes. It is my Vin Vans Venn diagram.

actually, Venn Diagram was the mathematician,,, youre thinking of Venn Diagram's Monster

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