Sensual Jewish Wizard @breakfastgolem@mastodon.social
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Professional schmuck | Leftist | Kill Nazis
Joined Aug 2018
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New musical genres:
- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge
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Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties
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*slaps roof of car* I just broke my sunroof.
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Brb playing formednite
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you can write to a DVD+Bune with a DVD buner
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once more into the brioche
@Gargron is my default screen supposed to show two Home columns surrounding Notifications?
My Masto layout has two Home columns WHY this sucks
Uh so why am I seeing two Home columns, Masto. What the fuck.
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@breakfastgolem *extremely john madden voice* Bryce Youngquist
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egg in the computer slot. loading program eggs benedict.
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New musical genres:
- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge
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#HealynsBeenDeadFor20Years but he keeps subtooting me. Please stop, ghost, you're supposed to be at peace.
(looks at watch) Oh it's Night Crew time? Cool! (goes to bed)
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The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, but when you go through the wardrobe you just pop out of the coffin at someone’s funeral
This has been Tech Facts. I covered all of the tech and there is nothing left to know.
The United States Navy has a top-secret network called SIPRnet. They use it to just send cat memes and pornography. JESUS CHRIST MY ASS!
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Professional schmuck | Leftist | Kill Nazis
Joined Aug 2018
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