Baron Von Ceephax @breakfastgolem@mastodon.social

beep beep everyone get in the mastovan

What I say when I leave the room

New musical genres:

- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge

Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties

*slaps roof of car* I just broke my sunroof.

Comedians in Carriages Rolling for Charisma

Ol' Sizzle Bones, they call me.

geet is short for goat yeet

Many chess experts (they informally refer to themselves as "chessbois") memorize countless opening moves and defensive strategies. This is seen by most people as a waste of time and, as Head Chessboi Magnus Carlsen once said, "some real nerd shit."

In the game of chess, the objective is defeat your opponent by getting your queen to the other side of the board. Alternatively, if you collect the most resources (wood, bricks, sheep and wheat), you can win the game that way as well.

Here are all of the discovered pieces for chess:
Rook
Pawn
Bishop
Knight
Queen
King
Knave
Clifford the Big Red Dog
John Stamos
RX-78GP01 Gundam "Zephyranthes"

I know all there is to know about the chess game.

Chess players (they call themselves "chessers") are like "I'm using Sosnovsky's Gambit" and "I see you've played the Paterson Defense" and "king me, bro."