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New musical genres:

- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge

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Alc, friends 

I really need a group of friends who like to go day drinking every so often.

*furrowing my brow and stroking my chin as i look over the myriad of choices at the gender buffet*

@breakfastgolem @finn everyone always asks what'm'v're'st, and never how's'd'v're

ships are increasingly being referred to as "he" rather than "she".... himboatfication

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going to a movie theater and ordering one ticket for Balls: The Movie

i want a girl with a short skirt who is also a loooooooongshoreman


@breakfastgolem in the top ten toots of all time.

do you need an ambulance

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