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New musical genres:

- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge

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Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties

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@Gargron is my default screen supposed to show two Home columns surrounding Notifications?

Uh so why am I seeing two Home columns, Masto. What the fuck.

egg in the computer slot. loading program eggs benedict.

New musical genres:

- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge

but he keeps subtooting me. Please stop, ghost, you're supposed to be at peace.

(looks at watch) Oh it's Night Crew time? Cool! (goes to bed)

The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, but when you go through the wardrobe you just pop out of the coffin at someone’s funeral

This has been Tech Facts. I covered all of the tech and there is nothing left to know.

The United States Navy has a top-secret network called SIPRnet. They use it to just send cat memes and pornography. JESUS CHRIST MY ASS!

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