🧦 breakfastgolem 🧦 @breakfastgolem@mastodon.social
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see you nutmeats in hell
No fascists, no cops, no "free speach" shitheads, no FOSS/Linux tech bros
Joined Aug 2018
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New musical genres:
- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge
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Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties
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*slaps roof of car* I just broke my sunroof.
It started out with a fish
How did it end up like this?
It was only a fish, it was only a fish
Blinking my eyelids as loudly as I can
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women fish me, fear me me
Lord Wellington Moncrief
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i KNEW i had this one saved ive been looking for it for like twenty minutes
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Don’t fish
Fear inside
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@breakfastgolem i fear i want fish women
I fear fish women.
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I want fear. Fish are women.
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remember Humpty? pronounced with an "umpty"?
he once got busy in a burger king bathroom
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(sighs and pinches bridge of nose) god damn it
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Wish mear fe
Fomen mant we
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Plive
Plough
Plove
Oh cool Youtube is recommending Sargon bullshit to me that's great I love it wonderful
Me: I should do something productive today
My brain: brunge tungus
crumb bungle
dungle frungus
brumpo frunkle
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see you nutmeats in hell
No fascists, no cops, no "free speach" shitheads, no FOSS/Linux tech bros
Joined Aug 2018
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