Sensual Jewish Wizard @breakfastgolem@mastodon.social

Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties

*slaps roof of car* I just broke my sunroof.

click to reveal the face of god

Carl Weathers is going to be in The Mandalorian and that just excites me so much.

(grabs VY Canis Majoris by the shoulders and walks away, glaring at you) Don't talk to me or my Large Sun ever again.

Waiting for Gobots

And they shall fear the 2GB file limit

archive.pst

To the windooooow
To the walls
Til you all become my thralls

Glanced at my phone and saw a reminder that I thought said "Call ham" and I got very confused until my eyes focused and it said "Call bank".

There is no starter pack for me because I am eternal.

Sonic, the Hedged-Hog

Soneq the Henjog

9 - First game of D&D
10 - Music
11 - An awful drink
12 - Ruby and my mom

5 - Road trip to Lake Tahoe
6 - VHS tapes at the Tahoe cabin
7 - Comic Con
8 - My nephew Luka

1 - Road trip to Austin
2 - My nephew Leo
3 - Oh Sees show at Belly Up
4 - My niece Ruby

Really hoping I make friends with someone who has the last name "Took" so I can get upset at them and go "Fool of a Took!"

Someone deliver unto me a doughnutte.

The Oatmeal isn't funny.

Love too have to message the other engineer again and remind him to send me a very simple thing I asked for last week. He is worse than useless.