Breakfastgolem (classic mode) @breakfastgolem@mastodon.social
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The Thirstquencher of Mastodon (don't forget to have a sip of water today)
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"breakfastgolem is right." - ElfLord, 2020
see you nutmeats in hell
Joined Aug 2018
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beep beep everyone get in the mastovan
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New musical genres:
- Crumchstep
- Post-post-punk
- Moist house
- Dumpstyle
- Powerhonk
- Fuuuuuuuudge
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Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties
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*slaps roof of car* I just broke my sunroof.
Claude The Bussy
Alc, friends
I really need a group of friends who like to go day drinking every so often.
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*furrowing my brow and stroking my chin as i look over the myriad of choices at the gender buffet*
hands smell of cheese (in a good way)
Synchronized tooting
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@breakfastgolem @finn Big House Of Meteorology
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@breakfastgolem @finn everyone always asks what'm'v're'st, and never how's'd'v're
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@breakfastgolem @binchicken whi'ch'm'st'v'de
monads (more advertisements)
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ships are increasingly being referred to as "he" rather than "she".... himboatfication
Pleroma? More "plernoma'am" haha
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don't forget to dislike and slam that unsubscribe button
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going to a movie theater and ordering one ticket for Balls: The Movie
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i want a girl with a short skirt who is also a loooooooongshoreman
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@breakfastgolem in the top ten toots of all time.
do you need an ambulance
hlblhlblhlblhlhlhllblblblhlblhlblhlbl
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(yawns) good morning stinkers
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@breakfastgolem @Blakely ah shit, ah fuck me, goddamn to heck i knew it
He/him
The Thirstquencher of Mastodon (don't forget to have a sip of water today)
Header by @starwall
"breakfastgolem is right." - ElfLord, 2020
see you nutmeats in hell
Joined Aug 2018
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