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@evan hey even, the year 2000 called, it wants its mopey pixies rip offs back

I took about six Mondays off from next week to the end of the year, I have all of Thanksgiving week off and all of Christmas week plus two days in to the New Year. I'm gonna be so lazy.

Seen in a FB thread about repairing car wheels: "charged me about 60 bucks for my female's wheel"

Is he referring to his car or to his girlfriend? If it's the latter, why does that creep me out so much?

No Jesus don't take the wheel you're 2,000 years old cars are completely alien to you you can''t even drive anyways

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