I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

@kelbesque Hm, go on.

@breakfastgolem OH! Uh, well, this is my handle.

Yes, yes.

AND! This...

is my spout.

@kelbesque @breakfastgolem I’d be interested to hear more, myself

@scarfwitch @breakfastgolem Huh. Okay, well, what else can I tell you?

I guess it's worth knowing that when I get all steamed up, I start to shout. 😕 Not my best quality, but I'm working on it.

@kelbesque @breakfastgolem that just makes me want to tip you over and pour you out. Is that weird?

@scarfwitch @breakfastgolem Yes, but also extremely common. 🤔

@kelbesque @scarfwitch And THAT is the tea, sis.