suckling the lighting port on my phone to get any extra phone juice out

@hyperlink one of these days you're gonna take off your shirt and right there in the middle of your stomach there'll be an iphone screen like a god damn teletubby

@dandelion god this unironically would rule so fuckin bad

@hyperlink @a_bun @dandelion I like it because of Debbie Harry but I also hate it because of James Woods.

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@hyperlink @a_bun @dandelion also i just read the original post and fucjk you hyperlink D:<

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