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Devices should moan when you plug things in to them. Just putting it out there.

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Me: Sweet, got a nice new USB gaming mouse. Just gonna connect it...
My computer: ~*unnffff*~
Me: ಠ_ಠ

@breakfastgolem
make sure all your connectors have flared bases to prevent them being lost inside your devices

@breakfastgolem you can just edit your system sounds. Replace the doo-dink sound with a sexy moan sound file

@breakfastgolem and sigh when unplugged, and gasp when removed before being unmounted

@sugar A lil' dribble of drool coming out of the connector too, maybe.

@finn @sugar For my ribald humor, insightful takes and witty repartee!

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