Theologians posit that Jesus' "sermon on the mount" was actually a form of baseball.

Prehistoric dinosaur bones have been discovered that do not show any signs of baseball.

Astronomers plan to use the James Webb telescope to look in to the deepest parts of the universe to see if they can find baseball's origins.

In 2013, scientist cut open a baseball and performed carbon dating to determine the age of baseball. The results were sealed in an iron crate, covered in concrete and dropped in to the deepest ocean.

What will baseball look like in 100 years? 1000 years? 1,000,000 years? Who knows. But futurists predict that it will encompass multiple dimensions and move backwards in time to deliver unholy terror to the unfortunate souls in the past.

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