To all folks who still thinking 🐦 is the only option https://mastodon.social/media/_1zrqqMd7sXj21r-KLQ
We are all complaining about the lag on the timelines and other stuff here on Masto, but at least we don't live in a world where this actually happened: https://mastodon.social/media/et5XZPzKXqLqPadDgKQ
Today has been one hell of a day! I have been working on both devops and code optimization non-stop, as well as answering questions and e-mails. A lot of ms have been shaved off of requests and background jobs. Instance admins should probably update to the latest master. I'll be looking into adopting a more stable release system than just the master branch.
Oh also, I did read that "Mastodon will go extinct" article. The author doesn't get it, and didn't reach out to me at all.
I feel like I should buy the new Mastodon album because those poor dudes are like 'Why is everyone talking about us?'
@brendaobregon Did you hear? It's actually real!
I guess everyone wished hard enough :D
@brendaobregon That actually seems like a brilliantly untraceable method.
MED. EXAMINER: "Looks to me like the subject was spontaneously incapacitated by a large number of small rodents—took him down like an antelope on the Serengeti."
DETECTIVE: "God damn it, what in the world possessed them to do it? Fluoride? Microwaves? Global warming? Well, I guess we know one thing—it couldn't possibly have been murder."