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dear every restaurant in america,
please consider making sandwiches with less height.
everyone in america who cannot unhinge their jaw like a snake to eat a sandwich
@brennen they're just helping us out with our snake diets https://www.snakediet.com/
You know when the cw said Food Snakes I was expecting something a lot more exciting under the fold.
@Mainebot none of the snake i've ever eaten has been very exciting, but then i never participated in its conversion to food, so.
@brennen restaurants in America: "so we heard you wanted taller sandwiches!!!"