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I'm gross + cute. Kind of like the 'pa-ting' noise effect of someone spitting into a tin can.

And why did my social account unfollow everyone, the shade lol

Is there something up with Radical Town?

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I love my beautiful featheréd daughters, hooray

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man, this guy better Mi-shut the Fouc-up about prisons

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My husband just sent me a text that just said "Wife!!!!!!!" and when I replied, after a minute, "yes, that's me, what," he responded, "it's happening!!!!!!!"

because: one of our chickens LAID AN EGG, A CHICKEN LAID AN EGG, WE DID IT

Do u even Mastodon if u dont switch instances constantly. Please follow me on @brianahwa

Im not good at the toots so i have to beg for followers like a norm-boi.

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I wonder what people that have Rockstar and Monster tattoos are up to now days. Are u guys still jacked up on ur favroite energy beverage?

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anyone else jaded of porn? why look at two people having sex when you can listen to vanessa carlton's a thousand miles, alternatively.

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it's my mums birthday so i'm allowed to say "happy 9/11" and also you have to boost me

looked like a little bike pump aggressively inflating a tire.

A really funny moment of my public outing I went to is that when the dj dropped DMX all the white college boys went "ham."

It was soooooooo cliche.

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Saturday selfies (boosts welcome) 

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「まだねないの?」
「もうむりげんかい」

No one should underestimate how annoying I can be lol. I love being annoying. I was hated on a lot as a kid for being hyper & annoying and ive harvested all negativity into energy to exhaust people i don't like, to the point of no return.

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