Humble suggestion that “shitposting” on masto be renamed to “pooptootin”
@brownpau this was definitely a thing for a while
@brownpau "Pooptooters allowed around here?"
@brownpau seems reasonable
@brownpau But what do I call it when I’m tooting from the toilet?
@brownpau Wouldn't "sharting" be more direct? :)
@brownpau If it's a toot with poop, shouldn't it be called "sharting"?
@brownpau The Poop Toot Boogie.
@brownpau I am Simon Brooke and I endorse this message.
"Extremely online" is henceforth known as one's "Tootness."
@brownpau Would this toot itself be considered a pooptoot?
@brownpau POOOOOOOOOPTOOOOOOOT!!!!11!!1!
@brownpau Pooptootin about Russia is PoopPutinTootin
Pretty accurate
@brownpau i call it pooptooting and my non-masto partner is very confused about it
Moment of confused panic in #AwooMode on #Amaroq
#awoo #poopawooin