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Drugs mention 

Btw, if you guys have trippy/cool/funny/dumb/cursed videos you can send me and they would be very apreciated

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Also, i would do another bot that assigns any sentence or word a zodiac sign

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Honestly if i knew anything about coding i would do a bot that would say wether something is hot or not at random

it's weird seeing someone who was toxic with you on a dating app

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also i downloaded a game for my phone because i was bored

I believe I have successfully updated Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs for the Mastodon crowd. I am submitting this paper to Psychological Bulletin

I support both genders: the known and the unknown

my bf yesterday told me the guy he's dating will talk to me to give me his sketch book and boy i'm nervous

my local con just banned ahegao clothing im Living right now

I will just tell him i only want to like short date him because i already have a bf and i don't want another one

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and now i don't even know if i really like him?? like yeah, i thought he was cute and kinda hot but now i think he's too much for me

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like i went on a date with this dude which i knew was the kind of person who catches feelings like the flu and i bought him some flowers which i thought was too much

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weed 

yesterday i hanged with a friend and smoked weed and my bloodpressure dropped and i felt like i was dying lmao

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